The shortest Scottish Joke on record

[Old Dog]

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Give off, ye'll no bring it back!"

 

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[ivan salis]

eres a wee scottie joke fore ye -- a tippsy highland scot man at a foreign airport being hauled away by the cops --- buttt offfisure its saysss "LADDIES" ON THE DOOR AND ITS WEARING A KILT sayes he --- Ivan

 

[BuckleBoy]

LOL! I'm having fun practicing my Scottish accent while I read these.

-Buckleboy

 

[syko]

I have to picture Braveheart saying these...lol