Re: The Word Game
Language should be a living thing that changes and evolves. I find corporate speak fascinating. You get ready to fire a bunch of people, you can justify it by inventing words of at least 3 syllables. And actually get them to accept it in a resigned sort of way. If you got up in front of a bunch of long time employees and said 'Corporate profits suck, and they've decided we'll close this plant cause we can get the work done cheaper in another country, and most y'all will be fired'. That would be plain understandable English. You would have a quick riot. However, if you spun it and said 'After many studies in the field, the company has determined in order to maximize profits, and still provide the same quality product, we will begin outsourcing crucial areas of production, and will be downsizing certain departments, in order to rightsize the work force. I know as long term employees, you are as thrilled as I am to hear this new direction the company is taking for the future.' That'll keep em confused til they're fired. And for the last time, the correct phrase is 'buck-naked', not 'butt-naked'.