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Thread Owner
this is too funny. I couldn't resist

Last Tuesday President Obama
got off the helicopter
in front of The White House -
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped
to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton,
and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again
snapped to attention, saluted and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."

Last Tuesday President Obama
got off the helicopter
in front of The White House -
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped
to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton,
and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again
snapped to attention, saluted and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."