TOP 10 COUNTRY SONGS

[digging440yrs]

#10- I HATE EVERY BONE IN HER BODY BUT MINE----
# 9- I AINT NEVER GONE TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMAN, BUT I WOKE UP WITH A FEW----
# 8- IF THE PHONE DONT RING, YOULL KNOW ITS ME----
# 7- IVE MISSED YOU, BUT MY AIM'S IMPROVIN----
# 6- WOULD'NT TAKE HER TO A DOG FIGHT CAUSE I'M SCARED SHE'D WIN-----
# 5- I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU ITS LIKE YOU'RE STILL HERE----
# 4- MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND I MISS HIM SO----
# 3- SHE TOOK MY RING AND GAVE ME THE FINGER-----
# 2- SHES LOOKIN BETTER WITH EVERY BEER------
****AND THE #1 COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG IS.....***
# 1- ITS HARD TO KISS THE LIPS AT NITE WHO CHEWED MY ASS ALL DAY

 

[Goose-0]

Yep, those songs fit the situation.....whatever it may be. #2 is sure true, It's happened to me a few times.

 

[dimedigger]

hey i wrote that song i hate every bone in her body but mine in the year 2008

 

[austin]

The youtube vid of Vince Gill and Rodney Crowell doing their song is fantastic. Check it out...

 

[GrizLeeBear]

What abouit, "I got a dog for my wife...Best trade I ever made!"

 

[dimedigger]

first try at making a youtube video. for some reason it cut the end off but here is the song i wrote "i hate every bone in your body but mine"
bone 1 - YouTube

 

[digging440yrs]

AWESOME-----I LOVE IT----MORE--MORE---MORE--------HOW ABOUT-- I'VE BEEN SO LONESOME IN MY SADDLE SINCE MY HORSE DIED----

 

[pong12211]

She got the gold mine and I got the shaft...... Surprised this ones not on there..