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A traveling salesmans car broke down on a country road after dark .
Seeing a light in the distance , the salesman walks to a farmhouse .
He asks to use the telephone and the farmer replies he doesn't have one .
The farmer tells him he's welcome to spend the night & he'll drive him
to town the next morning .
Knowing nothing else to do the salesman accepts .
The farmer then tells him he doesn't have a spare bedroom so he can either
sleep with the baby or sleep in the barn .
The salesman says he'll sleep in the barn . The farmer tells him to come
in the house for breakfast when he gets up in the morning .
The next morning the salesman goes in for breakfast and sees a beautiful
young blonde frying bacon & eggs .
He says who are you ? She replies I'm baby , who are you ?
I'm the dumb sob that slept in the barn .
Seeing a light in the distance , the salesman walks to a farmhouse .
He asks to use the telephone and the farmer replies he doesn't have one .
The farmer tells him he's welcome to spend the night & he'll drive him
to town the next morning .
Knowing nothing else to do the salesman accepts .
The farmer then tells him he doesn't have a spare bedroom so he can either
sleep with the baby or sleep in the barn .
The salesman says he'll sleep in the barn . The farmer tells him to come
in the house for breakfast when he gets up in the morning .
The next morning the salesman goes in for breakfast and sees a beautiful
young blonde frying bacon & eggs .
He says who are you ? She replies I'm baby , who are you ?
I'm the dumb sob that slept in the barn .
