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Truisms
It's
not whether you win or lose,
but how you
place the blame.
You
are not drunk
if you can lie on the
floor
without holding
on.
We have
enough "youth".How about a fountain
of "smart"?
A
Fool and his money
can
throw one heck of a party
When
blondes have more fun,do
they know it?
LEARN
FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE
BIRTH CONTROL
Money
isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids
in touch.
Don't
Drink and Drive
You
might hit a bump and spill
something.
If
at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not
for you
Reality
is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack
of alcohol.
We
are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things
get worse.
Red meat
is not bad for you
Fuzzy
green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine
percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad
name.
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL
STUPIDITY.
The latest
survey shows that
three out of four people
make
up 75% of the
population
"You
know why a banana is like a
politician?"
"He
comes in and first he is green, then he turns
yellow
and
then he's rotten."
"I
think Congressmen should wear
uniforms,
you
know, like NASCAR drivers, so we
could
identify
their corporate
sponsors."
The
reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
is that they would 'hate' to have to make a
living
under the laws they've
passed.
It's
not whether you win or lose,
but how you
place the blame.
You
are not drunk
if you can lie on the
floor
without holding
on.
We have
enough "youth".How about a fountain
of "smart"?
A
Fool and his money
can
throw one heck of a party
When
blondes have more fun,do
they know it?
LEARN
FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE
BIRTH CONTROL
Money
isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids
in touch.
Don't
Drink and Drive
You
might hit a bump and spill
something.
If
at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not
for you
Reality
is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack
of alcohol.
We
are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things
get worse.
Red meat
is not bad for you
Fuzzy
green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine
percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad
name.
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL
STUPIDITY.
The latest
survey shows that
three out of four people
make
up 75% of the
population
"You
know why a banana is like a
politician?"
"He
comes in and first he is green, then he turns
yellow
and
then he's rotten."
"I
think Congressmen should wear
uniforms,
you
know, like NASCAR drivers, so we
could
identify
their corporate
sponsors."
The
reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
is that they would 'hate' to have to make a
living
under the laws they've
passed.
