Groovedymond
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The Nuns are VERY excited. They have heard all about the United States, and all the wonderful things they want to see. On the boat ride over, they discuss what the first thing is that they want to do. One nun says "I've always wanted to get a dog on Coney Island with onions and mustard. I've no idea what it is, but everyone says they are different and wonderful!". The other nun moans with hunger and agrees.
Soo, the boat lands, and after all the formalities, they go running for Coney Island. They find a man selling Dogs on the corner of the street and quickly order two dogs with onions and mustard. He prepares them, wraps them up in aluminum foil and gives them to the eagerly awaiting nuns. The nuns run off to find the nearest bench to sit down.
One nun opens her aluminum foil. She gasps... then begins to giggle. She then leans in very close to the other nun and asks her, "What part did you get?"....
Soo, the boat lands, and after all the formalities, they go running for Coney Island. They find a man selling Dogs on the corner of the street and quickly order two dogs with onions and mustard. He prepares them, wraps them up in aluminum foil and gives them to the eagerly awaiting nuns. The nuns run off to find the nearest bench to sit down.
One nun opens her aluminum foil. She gasps... then begins to giggle. She then leans in very close to the other nun and asks her, "What part did you get?"....