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> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
>which said:
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> "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
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> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
>have to remove the sign or go to jail.
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> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
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> One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
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> "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign
>pertains to religion."
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> So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
>drove off.
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> The following day found the same police officer in the area when he
>noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
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> Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he
>noticed the new sign which now read:
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> "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
>which said:
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> "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
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>
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
>have to remove the sign or go to jail.
>
>
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
>
>
>
> One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
>
>
>
> "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign
>pertains to religion."
>
>
>
> So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
>drove off.
>
>
>
> The following day found the same police officer in the area when he
>noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
>
>
>
> Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he
>noticed the new sign which now read:
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> "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
