Two Women

[Minstrel]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all
by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Oops.....

DANGLANGLEY