Voted Best Short Joke

[stefen]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet", she replied.

 

[boogeyman]

Two babies , a boy & a girl playing in the tub together. The little girl looks at the boys groin & says (in baby talk) What's that? The boy responds "I don't know, She says "What's it for?" " "I don't know" says the boy. "Just messes up my diaper & gets me in trouble" She says "Can I hold it?" With that the boy jumps out of the tub crying yelling "Heck no!!! You've already broken yours off!!!!!!!"

 

[shaun7]

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy
hiding behind a gravestone.
I said, "Morning.”
He replied, "No, just taking a sh*t"

 

[stefen]