WARNING If you buy flowers frum a florist.......................

[aa battery]

boxes frum south america have CANCER warnings. I know its strange but now everyone in the shop wears gloves. I say this only cause wat do women do when they get flowers? SMELL UUUMM. They spray pesticieds (spell ) to get them here in the states not at our standards. If ya dont trust this post or my warning vote for ohh never mind....

 

[Produce Guy]

Guess I'll have to buy her a pac of cigs.

 

[gleaner1]

I often order flowers delivered to myself at my place of employment, sent from my mysterious alluring fictitious hot chick girlfriend named Alura, on St V day and a couple other random days like my birthday, and perhaps Christmas time, with a short provocative note hand written by my mom, in plain site for all to read, only to provoke envy or distain from the poor bastages that I work with that never get flowers or jack squat from their WAGs. I am pathetic I guess.

 

[FarmerChick]

Guess I'll have to buy her a pac of cigs.

and throw in a bottle of moonshine!

 

[FarmerChick]

I often order flowers delivered to myself at my place of employment, sent from my mysterious alluring fictitious hot chick girlfriend named Alura, on St V day and a couple other random days like my birthday, and perhaps Christmas time, with a short provocative note hand written by my mom, in plain site for all to read, only to provoke envy or distain from the poor bastages that I work with that never get flowers or jack squat from their WAGs. I am pathetic I guess.

wow tell me this is not true! pleaseeeeee..........

 

[mr-dig-it]

And we eat tons of pesticides on fruits and vegetables every day.

 

[spartacus53]

gleaner1, that sounds like something out of my handbook


I have yet to visit a florist.. I get my flowers courtesy of my neighbors flowerbed

Heck, no one know the difference anyway

 

[Bum Luck]

I don't sleep with my flowers, nor eat em either .................

 

[gleaner1]

I often order flowers delivered to myself at my place of employment, sent from my mysterious alluring fictitious hot chick girlfriend named Alura, on St V day and a couple other random days like my birthday, and perhaps Christmas time, with a short provocative note hand written by my mom, in plain site for all to read, only to provoke envy or distain from the poor bastages that I work with that never get flowers or jack squat from their WAGs. I am pathetic I guess.

wow tell me this is not true! pleaseeeeee..........

Oh believe me yes sireeee FarmerChick...it's true. The gasps and the behind the scenes guffaws and hushed voices and curious passerbys are worth every bit of the royal pain in the arse it takes dealing with the fussy florist to get it all done right. St V day is the best, sometimes I mix it up a bit and include chocolates with my order, and I have my mom spray some perfume on the card. Its a gas! Yet pathetic nonetheless.

 

[Michigan Badger]

I think flowers stink.

 

[Frankn]

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[davest]

didn't Mick Jagger say, "You can send me dead flowers in the morning"

sending yourself edible displays is the way to go, and then tell everyone to keep their hands off.

 

[aa battery]

didn't Mick Jagger say, "You can send me dead flowers in the morning"

sending yourself edible displays is the way to go, and then tell everyone to keep their hands off.

edible is very cool

 

[Zephyr]

Y'know, if you had an ex you wanted to get rid of, you could just send'em some of those toxic flowers every day....

 

[Monty]

I ate not quite a ton of pesticides last year and now have 3 nipples . Is that a bad sign? Monty Burns

 

[aa battery]

Y'know, if you had an ex you wanted to get rid of, you could just send'em some of those toxic flowers every day....

Y'know, if you had an ex you wanted to get rid of, you could just send'em some of those toxic flowers every day....

told my boss bout this post and he got PODed