Chug And Red
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I know this alphabet well
A for Arthritis,
B for Bad Back,
C is for Chest pains. Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for Dental Decay and Decline,
E is for Eyesight--can't read that top line.
F is for Fissures and Fluid retention
G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H High blood pressure [I'd rather have low)I for Incisions with scars you can show.
J is for Joints, that now fail to flex
L for Libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for Knees that crack when they're bent
This brings us to M... (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
N for Neurosis, pinched Nerves and stiff Neck
O is for Osteo-and all bones that crackP for Prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another Pill; I'll be good as new!
Q is for Queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for Reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for Sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for Tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for Urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for Vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is Worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray - and what might be found.
Y for another Year I've left behindZ is for Zest that I still have my mind,
I have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
and kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed in nice homes and great vacations!!!!!
Red
A for Arthritis,
B for Bad Back,
C is for Chest pains. Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for Dental Decay and Decline,
E is for Eyesight--can't read that top line.
F is for Fissures and Fluid retention
G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H High blood pressure [I'd rather have low)I for Incisions with scars you can show.
J is for Joints, that now fail to flex
L for Libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for Knees that crack when they're bent
This brings us to M... (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
N for Neurosis, pinched Nerves and stiff Neck
O is for Osteo-and all bones that crackP for Prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another Pill; I'll be good as new!
Q is for Queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for Reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for Sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for Tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for Urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for Vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is Worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray - and what might be found.
Y for another Year I've left behindZ is for Zest that I still have my mind,
I have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
and kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed in nice homes and great vacations!!!!!
Red
