We know this alphabet well!

[Chug And Red]

I know this alphabet well

A for Arthritis,
B for Bad Back,
C is for Chest pains. Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for Dental Decay and Decline,
E is for Eyesight--can't read that top line.

F is for Fissures and Fluid retention
G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H High blood pressure [I'd rather have low)I for Incisions with scars you can show.

J is for Joints, that now fail to flex

L for Libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for Knees that crack when they're bent
This brings us to M... (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)

N for Neurosis, pinched Nerves and stiff Neck
O is for Osteo-and all bones that crackP for Prescriptions, I have quite a few
[COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3]Give me another Pill; I'll be good as new!

[/COLOR]Q is for Queasiness. Fatal or flu?[SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]
[/COLOR][/SIZE]R[SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is for Reflux--one meal turns into two

[/COLOR][/SIZE]S[COLOR=#000000][B] is for Sleepless nights, counting my fears[/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]
[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]T[COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] for Tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears[/B][COLOR=#000000]
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]U[COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is for Urinary: difficulties with flow[/B][COLOR=#000000]
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]V[COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is for Vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.[/B][COLOR=#000000]
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]W[COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is Worry, n[U]ow[/U] what's going 'round?[/B][COLOR=#000000]
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]X[COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is for X-ray - and what might be found.[/B]
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[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Y[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B] for another Year I've left behind[/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Z[COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] is for Zest that I still have my mind,
[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4]I have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
and kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed in nice homes and great vacations!!!!!
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[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Red

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[spartacus53]

What are these doctors you speak of