What a Guy Really Means!

[buscadero]

Can I help w/ dinner?
Really means: Why isn't it already on the table?
Uh Huh, Sure Honey, or Yes Dear!
Really means: Absolutely nothing! It's a conditioned response!
It would take too long to explain!
Really means: I have no idea!
I WAS listening to you! I just have things on my mind!
Really means: I was wondering if that blonde over there was wearing a bra?
Take a break, honey. You're working too hard!
Really means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!
That's Interesting, dear!
Really means: Are you still talking?
I'm NOT lost. I know exactly where we are!
Really means: No one will ever see us alive again!
What did I do this time?
Really means: What did you catch me at?
Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. no big deal!
Really means: I've actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit i'm hurt!
I was just thinking of you & got you these roses!
Really means: The girl selling them was a real babe!
I can't find it?
Really means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless!

 

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[Spitfire Reddie]

I WAS listening to you! I just have things on my mind!

Really means: I was wondering if i even had a mind?

 

[Arakronn]

WHAT HE SAYS: "That one looks good on you, too!"
WHAT HE MEANS: "If you don't wear the next outfit you grab, I'm either leaving without you, taking my shoes off and watching TV until you're certain your ready, or we're staying home"