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What if all criminals could use the same hare-brained excuses as the Obama administration?
(NaturalNews) – Everywhere you turn in the Obama administration, it seems, another high-level official has another excuse for why things have gotten completely out of control. “I know nothing!” seems to be the mantra of the executive branch these days, as if all these NSA surveillance programs, IRS targeting scandals, DHS ammo purchases and secret kill lists of American citizens somehow sprang into existence without anyone in the White House knowing about them.
“They went rogue” seems to be another excuse from the top. As if all the underlings running the IRS, NSA, TSA or other departments don’t take orders from their bosses. Apparently they just show up to work and dream up whatever jobs they want, all while collecting a fat government paycheck they clearly don’t deserve.
But my favorite excuse — and this one really takes the ticket — is the quote from the Director of National Intelligence James Clapper. When explaining why he lied to Congress when he claimed that the phone calls of Americans were not being surveiled, he said he answered “in the least untruthful manner” possible.
In other words, he lied. But he made a real effort make sure that his lie was a “minimum” lie, and we should be grateful for that, right?
So I began to wonder: If the United States of America is a nation where all men are equal under the law, then why can’t common criminals use all the same excuses as the Obama administration? Why can’t a rapist show up in court and explain that he tried to rape his victim “in the least offensive manner possible?” Because that makes it all okay, you see, according to Obamalogic.
And that gave rise to this delightful little infographic from the Natural News art department. Share and enjoy!
What would happen if all corporate slogans had to tell the truth?
Learn more: What would happen if all corporate slogans had to tell the truth?
(NaturalNews) Have you ever wondered what would happen if all corporate slogans were forced to tell the truth? Forget the slick-sounding propaganda they usually dish out... let's get right to the core of what these companies are really about!
To help answer this question, we've put together yet another delightfully uncensored Natural News infographic (man, I love our art department!) that you can see in hi-res by clicking here.
The graphic, also shown below in lower resolution, attempts to comically assign realistic slogans to famous online corporations like Google, eBay, Twitter and Facebook.
It includes slogans like:
• Google: Tell us what you're thinking (so we can tell the NSA).
• Wikipedia: Make your bigshot self sound authoritative to dweebs.
• eBay: Buy and sell all your stolen s#!t.
See more in the actual infographic, below:
Check out more great infographics at:
Infographics - NaturalNews.com
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(NaturalNews) – Everywhere you turn in the Obama administration, it seems, another high-level official has another excuse for why things have gotten completely out of control. “I know nothing!” seems to be the mantra of the executive branch these days, as if all these NSA surveillance programs, IRS targeting scandals, DHS ammo purchases and secret kill lists of American citizens somehow sprang into existence without anyone in the White House knowing about them.
“They went rogue” seems to be another excuse from the top. As if all the underlings running the IRS, NSA, TSA or other departments don’t take orders from their bosses. Apparently they just show up to work and dream up whatever jobs they want, all while collecting a fat government paycheck they clearly don’t deserve.
But my favorite excuse — and this one really takes the ticket — is the quote from the Director of National Intelligence James Clapper. When explaining why he lied to Congress when he claimed that the phone calls of Americans were not being surveiled, he said he answered “in the least untruthful manner” possible.
In other words, he lied. But he made a real effort make sure that his lie was a “minimum” lie, and we should be grateful for that, right?
So I began to wonder: If the United States of America is a nation where all men are equal under the law, then why can’t common criminals use all the same excuses as the Obama administration? Why can’t a rapist show up in court and explain that he tried to rape his victim “in the least offensive manner possible?” Because that makes it all okay, you see, according to Obamalogic.
And that gave rise to this delightful little infographic from the Natural News art department. Share and enjoy!
What would happen if all corporate slogans had to tell the truth?
Learn more: What would happen if all corporate slogans had to tell the truth?
(NaturalNews) Have you ever wondered what would happen if all corporate slogans were forced to tell the truth? Forget the slick-sounding propaganda they usually dish out... let's get right to the core of what these companies are really about!
To help answer this question, we've put together yet another delightfully uncensored Natural News infographic (man, I love our art department!) that you can see in hi-res by clicking here.
The graphic, also shown below in lower resolution, attempts to comically assign realistic slogans to famous online corporations like Google, eBay, Twitter and Facebook.
It includes slogans like:
• Google: Tell us what you're thinking (so we can tell the NSA).
• Wikipedia: Make your bigshot self sound authoritative to dweebs.
• eBay: Buy and sell all your stolen s#!t.
See more in the actual infographic, below:
Check out more great infographics at:
Infographics - NaturalNews.com
Articles Related to This Article:
• eBay insurance scam exposed: You're often buying insurance that excludes the very items you're purchasing
• eBay announces reusable green box that conserves environmental resources
• More people bailing out of Facebook; is a FB collapse imminent?
• Facebook devolves into dark web of anonymous hate speech
• Facebook bans Gandhi quote as part of revisionist history purge
