Wise Italian Grandfather

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[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife,[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



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[FONT=&quot]"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]"Whatta you gonna do then ? Pointa to your watch and say, "times up" ?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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