BobPA
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
>
>After all the background checks, interviews and testing were
>done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>the men to a large metal door and handed him a
>gun.
>
>'We must know that you will follow your
>instructions no matter what the circumstances.
>Inside the room you will find your
>wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!'
>
> 'The man said, 'You can't be serious, I could
> never shoot my wife'
>
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right
> man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
>The second man was given the same
> instructions. He took the gun and went into
>the room. All was quiet for about 5
> minutes. The man came out with tears in his
> eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
> The agent said, 'You don't have what it
> takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
> given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
>
> She took the gun and went into the room.
>
> Shots were heard, one after another. They
> heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there stood the woman.
> She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
>I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
>
>MORAL : Women are evil.
>
>Don't mess with them.
>
>After all the background checks, interviews and testing were
>done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>the men to a large metal door and handed him a
>gun.
>
>'We must know that you will follow your
>instructions no matter what the circumstances.
>Inside the room you will find your
>wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!'
>
> 'The man said, 'You can't be serious, I could
> never shoot my wife'
>
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right
> man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
>The second man was given the same
> instructions. He took the gun and went into
>the room. All was quiet for about 5
> minutes. The man came out with tears in his
> eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
> The agent said, 'You don't have what it
> takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
> given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
>
> She took the gun and went into the room.
>
> Shots were heard, one after another. They
> heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there stood the woman.
> She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
>I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
>
>MORAL : Women are evil.
>
>Don't mess with them.
