Old fart?
Lordy, and I thought I was YOUNG! At least that's the way I feel in real life. But I'm old enough to have sired the oldest of you! Heading to 64 very quickly.....
But then I'll be on government assistance just like all those professional welfares of generational descent very soon

But then I worked all my life rather than birthing offspring.
I remember sitting at a light in Newport News, Virginia with a van in front of me with children climbing all around unrestrained. I happened to look at the vanity plate and it read -
ILV4FRE
Let me see, doesn't that say "I Live For Free"

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Oh well, it's coming my time to join the rolls...