Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

[DANGLANGLEY]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

I revised the list a little. It was lacking a couple of fun things

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and went metal detecting and arrowhead hunting and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

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[truckinbutch]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Howinheck you going to top a story lihe that ?

 

[stefen]

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Can't beat perfection

 

[Minstrel]

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[woody_g]

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left out metal detecting

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

left out metal detecting

Dang, I'm slippin.... Thanks for the heads up

DANGLANGLEY

 

[shaun7]

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that was funny

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

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An autographed copy please. You know thats worth someting on ebay

Yeah, good idea.... If I only knew the original author... Dang, I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

DANGLANGLEY

 

[GeorgiaFlutterby]

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Good thing it's just a fairy tale...get your head out of the clouds

Georgiaflutterby

 

[trish76642]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

I revised the list a little. It was lacking a couple of fun things

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and went metal detecting and arrowhead hunting and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

yep...nice lovely fairytale until they loose the T.V. remote....then their whole world stops.

 

[MEinWV]

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68 words in that one!

This one is shorter......

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me"? She said "NO"! So she lived happily ever after, doing whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted, drinking whatever she wanted, never having to deal with toilet seats, and all the while farting her a$$ off at will. The end

52 words.....

 

[trish76642]

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19 words

She lived her life not haveing to worry about falling through the toilet in the middle of the night.

 

[MEinWV]

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A fairy tale should start with "Once upon a time" and end with "The end" So your looking at 25 words

OK!

Once upon a time...She never had problems with her toilet....The end!

13 words....

 

[trish76642]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

A fairy tale should start with "Once upon a time" and end with "The end" So your looking at 25 words

OK!

Once upon a time...She never had problems with her toilet....The end!

13 words....

ROTFL!!! GOOD ONE!!! I'd say MEinWV is the winner!!!!

 

[Old Dog]

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Howinheck you going to top a story lihe that ?

Jeeesh!
I can't wait to see the movie!

Oh, didn't it just come out?
"The Hang Over"
LOL


Thom