Your top pick for worst movie ever made?

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Two movies I've walked out on.

PLatoon. Was there EVER going to be a real PLOT to it?

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BOrat. SOOOOO stupid.

Of course, there are a lot of movies I have never SEEN, but those two were unfortunately on my list of "attended" (if not "watched")

Forrest Gump is one of my favorites though. Yeah, the hype was a lot, but the mpovie itself was good. IMO.
 

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The only movie I ever got up and left the theater before it was over..."little Shop of Horrors" with Rick Moranis and Steve Martin. I would like to get that hour of my life back from whoever made that movie.
Wow, I walked out on that one too. I think I was 12 and my buddy and I both left 1/4 of the way through. It was a 1 movie theatre so it was the only choice.
 

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FERNGULLY... I had that liberal shite pumped down my neck in kindergarten. Now, I'm all for conservation of natural resources (keeps the air clean, etc), but when you show one sided info (lumberjacks are TERRIBLE people who go to work every day to kill a tree) to kids who have no idea what's going on that's the first step to dictatorship.
 

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OK, it's been a while since the last post in this thread. Plenty of horrible movies have been released since then. Let's update it.
My pick...BUG, with Ashley Judd. Poor girl, what was she thinking? Don't these people read the scripts before taking the job?
 

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Montana Jim said:
What was that damned Bear movie... where the little cub lost his mommy and some big ole' grizzly bear took care of the cub?

Gawd that was a damned stupid movie.
that bear movie is GREAT me and my brother watched it 5 times while we smo... ate pop corn ::)
when the bear bear starts having an acid trip from eating poppies :tard:
 

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EDDE said:
Montana Jim said:
What was that damned Bear movie... where the little cub lost his mommy and some big ole' grizzly bear took care of the cub?

Gawd that was a damned stupid movie.
that bear movie is GREAT me and my brother watched it 5 times while we smo... ate pop corn ::)
when the bear bear starts having an acid trip from eating poppies :tard:

It was funded by PETA...
 

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The movie Wicker Man is the movie that comes to mind when I think of the worst.To this day, when I think of this crap movie I want to scream. The ending makes me want to push the red button and end it all.
 

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"Eyes Wide Shut" Anyone notice how all the women had loose necks? Their heads kept flopping back & to the side. Kind of like "Night at the Roxbury" but slower...........

Come to think of it, Roxbury would be my 2nd choice.
 

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anything by john waters........not a big kidman fan but nothing wrong with the first few mins of eyes wide shutGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :-* :-* :-*
 

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I have another worst,actually a documentary. That Grizzly man movie about Tim Treadwell.I can appreciate what he was trying to do, but he was a NUT!!!!
 

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1935 Mutiny on the Bounty Frank Lloyd MGM

1939 Gone With The Wind Victor Fleming MGM (Selznick)

1941 How Green Was My Valley John Ford 20th Century-Fox


1953 From Here to Eternity Fred Zinnemann Columbia

1957 The Bridge On The River Kwai David Lean Columbia

1959 Ben-Hur William Wyler MGM

1962 Lawrence of Arabia David Lean Columbia

1964 My Fair Lady George Cukor Warner Bros

1965 The Sound of Music Robert Wise 20th Century Fox

1968 Oliver! Carol Reed Columbia

1969 Midnight Cowboy John Schlesinger United Artists

1970 Patton Franklin J. Schaffner 20th Century Fox

1974 The Godfather Part II Francis Ford Coppola Paramount
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1976 Rocky John G. Avildsen United Artists

1978 The Deer Hunter Michael Cimino Universal

1981 Chariots of Fire Hugh Hudson The Ladd Co./Warner Bros.

1982 Gandhi Richard Attenborough Columbia

1983 Terms of Endearment James L. Brooks Paramount

1984 Amadeus Milos Forman Orion

1985 Out of Africa Sydney Pollack Universal

1986 Platoon Oliver Stone Orion

1987 The Last Emperor Bernardo Bertolucci Columbia

1988 Rain Man Barry Levinson United Artists

1989 Driving Miss Daisy Bruce Beresford Warner Bros

1990 Dances with Wolves Kevin Costner Orion

1991 The Silence of the Lambs Jonathan Demme Orion

1992 Unforgiven Clint Eastwood Warner Bros.

1993 Schindler's List Steven Spielberg Universal/Amblin

1994 Forrest Gump Robert Zemeckis Paramount

1995 Braveheart Mel Gibson Paramount

1996 The English Patient Anthony Minghella Miramax

1997 Titanic James Cameron Paramount/20th Century Fox

1998 Shakespeare in Love John Madden Miramax

1999 American Beauty Sam Mendes DreamWorks
2000 Gladiator Ridley Scott DreamWorks
2001 A Beautiful Mind Ron Howard DreamWorks/Universal
2002 Chicago Rob Marshall Miramax
2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Peter Jackson New Line
2004 Million Dollar Baby Clint Eastwood Warner Bros.
2005 Crash Paul Haggis Lions Gate Films
2006 The Departed Martin Scorsese Warner Bros.
2007 No Country For Old Men
 

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Jeff... ever see that movie about the guy who is SO anti establishment he moderates a website? What's the name of that movie? :tongue3: :D

Off your list of Oscar winning movies I think I could care less about most of them, but I did like "A Beautiful Mind".
 

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Montana Jim said:
Jeff... ever see that movie about the guy who is SO anti establishment he moderates a website? What's the name of that movie? :tongue3: :D

Off your list of Oscar winning movies I think I could care less about most of them, but I did like "A Beautiful Mind".

haHaHa Like most above I'v never seen them

Just Know If the Acadamy Likes them, They would
Suck in my Book.

in most cases
When I watch Movies I Don't want to Come away
Feeling sorry for anyone, feel I Should be shedding a tear,
Feel warmhearted or proud.
I want to escape reality Completly.

and by the way, I think I was born anti establishment :wink:
 

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You hit the nail on the head with at least one of them.... No country for old men really sucked. It looked like it was gonna be good for awhile, then it just ended in mid story. Ticked me off to no end.

Yeah, I might have ruined it for some, but hey! I saved you 7 or 8 bucks..........
 

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Jeffro said:
You hit the nail on the head with at least one of them.... No country for old men really sucked. It looked like it was gonna be good for awhile, then it just ended in mid story. Ticked me off to no end.

Yeah, I might have ruined it for some, but hey! I saved you 7 or 8 bucks..........

I wish you'd told me a couple of weeks ago... I hate movies that end that way. >:(
 

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I won't see any movie or anything for that matter that Michael Moore had anything to do with.
The only movie I've ever walked out of was The Passion of the Christ.
 

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Small list here:

Anything with Hanoi Jane or Sylvester ( draft dodger ) Stallone

Jean Claude Van Damme movies

I think the worst one I actually turned off was, Freedy got fingered.

And Jarhead was horrible.
 

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dont forget anything by showboat never reloading draft dodging john wayne :thumbsup:
well the searchers and true grit are pretty good :tongue3:
 

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