dont come to my door and ask me one more time :( UPDATE 4th time

[aa battery]

Im .................................................. ........American frigan us census >

[stefen]

[truckinbutch]

[bigfish31]

Last week, in Yuba City, Ca., a home owner branished a gun at a census worker. When The cops returned, the home owner pointed it at the cops and got shot to death. Man, did she she not want to answer any questions.

[poorhunter78]

I just wonder if they hand pick folks who cant read to do this job.............apparently they do cause 2 times they came here and ignored the signs which say..........NO TRESPASSING.....

[aa battery]

come on gringo laugh for everybody

[fossis]

I had a funny thing happen in my area, the house next to me had been moved, & the Census worker spent several minutes or hours driving around looking & asking questions, (until I told him).

Fossis.............

[Mental Granny]

Its done dumb anyway! This is the 2nd time in 25 years we got a form I sent it back so they shouldn't come here but ...... ? last time I forgot it and they never showed up

[Unicorn]

How often do you have a census in the US? Every 10yrs for us over here, and it's compulsary.


U.

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Here too, ya gorgeous Britland broad.

Don Jose de La Mancha

[Shortstack]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

[WindHarvester]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

Move if you don't like "Uncle Ben's district"!

[Woodland Detectors]

I gotta admit man.....
They came to our house winding up the mountain on our private property this year.
The lady was nice and all, but, when she knocked on my door and asked if I had a few minutes, I told her, No, I'm sorry, I am really busy today and it's not a good time.
She insisted only one question which I agreed to. The one question lead to the 4th or 5th I'm not sure
and 20 minutes later, I asked that she kindly leave. I felt really uncomfortable with her insisting she stay. She never came back ....Kinda reminded me of a bill collector

I hope she made a ton of money this year.

[Shortstack]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

Move if you don't like "Uncle Ben's district"!

MOVE, MY A$$. I was living in my county LONG before Benny got into office and I'll still be here LOOOONG after Benny gets his comeuppance.

[aa battery]

the kid turned my paper work in as my next door neighbors by mistake.

[aa battery]

be proud of your gov.

[WindHarvester]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

Move if you don't like "Uncle Ben's district"!

MOVE, MY A$$. I was living in my county LONG before Benny got into office and I'll still be here LOOOONG after Benny gets his comeuppance.

Who is Your Uncle Benny anyways?

Seems like you've got some Family issues to deal with.

[aa battery]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

Move if you don't like "Uncle Ben's district"!

MOVE, MY A$$. I was living in my county LONG before Benny got into office and I'll still be here LOOOONG after Benny gets his comeuppance.

[Shortstack]

The census won't mean too much to me. I'm stuck in a gerrymandered district that is set up to ensure a majority black voting block...............and my complexion doesn't meet muster. The LAST census cost my state a seat in the House and my county was moved into that district. If we lose ANOTHER House seat, there will be some MORE counties moved into Uncle Ben's district. You can bet your a$$, none of us will be moved OUT.

Move if you don't like "Uncle Ben's district"!

MOVE, MY A$$. I was living in my county LONG before Benny got into office and I'll still be here LOOOONG after Benny gets his comeuppance.

Who is Your Uncle Benny anyways?

Seems like you've got some Family issues to deal with.

Benny Thompson, Congressman, 2nd District of Mississippi. Nancy Pelosi calls him "her Uncle Ben". If a Republican called him that, you'd here every member of the NAACP, the RainBow Coalition, and the Southern Christian Leadership Conference sing to the highest mountain tops just how RACIST that name is. BUT, Nancy gets a pass.
Benny Thompson is one of the crookedest people to ever hold a political office. Since Mississippi doesn't have an I.D. requirement for voting, Benny can have bus loads of voters travel around to the "smaller" polling spots and vote............early and OFTEN. Benny's "Bus Parade" is an open secret. His first 9 years in office, he became the wealthiest member of the Mississippi Delegation. Now, he is supposedly worth over $32 million. You DO NOT GET THAT KIND OF WEALTH on a salary of $160,000 a year. I don't care WHO your tax man and stockbroker is. Maybe the guy who helped Hillary Clinton turn $1,000 into $100,000 in 30 days in Cattle Futures, is Benny's adviser..............NOT!!!

Who is Benny Thompson? He's the guy whose district is primarily an agricultural region, but instead of taking the Chairmanship of the House Agricultural Committee, he traded that for the Chairmanship of the House Committee for Homeland Security. POWER!! That's where Benny's interest lies; to hell with the needs of his constituents.

Who is Benny Thompson? He is one of the most worthless, no good, low down, son of a ***** in the country. THAT'S who Benny Thompson is. And he will NEVER change. So he's got to be fired.........one way or another.

[TheHarleyMan2]

Next time they come to your door tell them you are "Kratznovian" That is the made up ethic name for OPFOR at NTC when we were still using Russia as our threat. There is NO SUCH ethic race of Krotznovians! So don't tell them!

That would give the census bureau something to think about. I wrote it on my census form after the girl came by 5 times and I never answered the door until the 6th time. I took the form and read it handed it back to her and she started asking questions, and told her I was Kratznovian, (in broken english sounding Russian), she asked another question, I answered in broken english Kratznovian, no understand english!

She went to write it out on the form but didn't know how to spell it and asked me to write it down, (using sign language with a pen on paper pointing to me showing me the pen and motion of writing with pen on paper for me to write it down) Of course I did and she then asked how many, and I held up 9 fingers and she motioned hand language small, for children, medium, for teens, and tall for adults. I motioned my hand above my head, (meaning all adults), and said ALL Kratznovian.

I am sure by now some dip$ hit at the census bureau is scratching his/her head trying to figure out WTF?, "I never heard of that ethic group before". "I guess I will have to do some more research!"

Steve the Census Worker at the bureau;
"Hey Jim, you ever heard of the ethic race "Kratznovians"?"

Jim at Census Bureau;
"What Steve? I never heard of them before, why?"

Steve;
"Well, I am inputting the census forms information that were filled out and turned in on the computer and there were a few that said thier race was "Kratznovians"!

Jim;
"Well Steve, How many have you counted so far for that ethic race?"

Steve;
"Well, I have only came across about 5 of them out of 10,000 forms that I already inputted the information on the computer."

Jim;
"Oh $hit, guess we better alert Bozo Whose-Mame O-Dumbo and inform him we have a new ethic group infiltrating the U.S."

U.S. Citizen who filled out the census form;
"I would love to be a fly on the wall at the census bureau and see the look on thier faces when they try and find out that made up ethic race I listed on the census form!"