texan connection
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over
to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the
trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
Butt ..
... to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their
horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper
pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards
me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by
the road?
'I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him ...
'Helloooooo, those are my EMERGENCY FLASHERS !!!' ...
to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the
trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
Butt ..
... to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their
horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper
pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards
me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by
the road?
'I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him ...
'Helloooooo, those are my EMERGENCY FLASHERS !!!' ...
