BrisJoe
Sr. Member
- Dec 30, 2012
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- Detector(s) used
- GPX5000, Whites Goldmaster, Garrett ATX
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.
