CHECK OUT YELLOWSTONE PARK BEFORE IT GOES!!!!!!!

BC1969

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Oh great, some smarty pants will eventually suggest a human based fart tax! to combat global warming ( stinking ), heck farmers already deal with it for their cows..well sell your stock in the company that owns and sells them White castle hamburgers ( if you can legally call them that :p ) for farting in public will soon be a 1 dollar per offense tax..for the savvy..3 words to remember...silent but deadly.

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Do you ever wonder where farts do go ? is there like a fart layer or zone ?

YES.... I'm devoting a year's worth of effort toward this discovery. Curious minds would like to know. If there's a layer or zone I'll find it and then report. I do believe there is a zone. I farted while squirrel hunting last year in the woods. When I came back the next day it was still there. I'm on it.... :occasion14:
 

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Well, when I was in a fraternity, There was some discussion about the volatility of a fart. One of the hefty goats "volunteered' to eat 3 cans of beans and down a 6 pack for the 'cause'. That evening he dropped his drawers and blasted off with a lit lighter behind him. Just let me say that not a hair was left unsigned.
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Limitool

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Well, when I was in a fraternity, There was some discussion about the volatility of a fart. One of the hefty goats "volunteered' to eat 3 cans of beans and down a 6 pack for the 'cause'. That evening he dropped his drawers and blasted off with a lit lighter behind him. Just let me say that not a hair was left unsigned.
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Well I guarantee you I'm not taking one for the "team". But my scientific team is on it. 1 black lab, 2 small feral male dogs, 1 LARGE boxer, 1 great Dane, 1 half dog/coyote and a large long haired something. But we're pro's so don't worry. My work surpasses my reputation.... lets move on again... NEXT!
 

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