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[Togreenfeet]

Oh lord...... Hahaha thanks buddy......

 

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[AU24K]

Yeah,

Another frustrating day of class and computers....

MUCH MORE to do this weekend....

Sheesh.

I can't decide right now between 2 songs, so let's play 'em both, OK?





Best,

Scott


PS.

Pictures coming up OK?

I'll wait on clues until confirmation.

 

[AU24K]

Ah!

Nearly forgot to add the lyrics!

Song #1:

"Telephone Line"

Hello--how are you
Have you been alright, through all those lonely nights,
That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything,
If you'd pick up that telephone.

Hey--how you feelin'
Are you still the same
Don't you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream,
I just can't believe
They've all faded out of view.

I look into the sky
(The love you need ain't gonna see you through.)
And I wonder why
(The little things are finally coming true.)

[CHORUS]
Telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight
Telephone line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight

O.K. so no--one's answering,
Well can't you just let it ring a little longer
I'll just sit tight, through the shadows of the night
Let it ring for evermore.

[CHORUS -- repeat]


Song #2:

"Pigs (Three Different Ones)"

Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You ****ed up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Hey you White house, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....!.....!.....!.....!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

Politics?
Nah...

Probably not.

Perhaps more of a social statement.


Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

We all have our "Wish Lists."

Some desire watercraft.
Some seek travel trailers.

This is what is near the top of my list.....

Ovation CS 257 Celebrity 6 String Acoustic Electric Guitar w Hardcase | eBay

However....

I will not buy a guitar off of the interwebs!

I MUST see, feel and hear the instrument that I purchase.

However, I HAVE bought Metal Detectors online 'cause I can easily fix anything that may be needing repair.

Don't get me wrong--I can repair guitars. I just don't want to.....

Somewhere around here, I still have the walnut bridge that I hand carved for a guitar many years ago.

I also have a "guitar nut," hand carved from mother of pearl.....

If I happen to run into them again (as I find excuses to not be studying), I'll post a pic or two.

Perhaps those pics will show up?

C'mon, Y'all! Let me know 'bout this picture thing, Huh?

Best,

Scott

 

[dieselram94]

I'm awaiting my specialist appointment tomorrow afternoon. Just sitting outside enjoying the rare guest in maine we call the sun; and it occurs to me that there's really nothing I want to buy or attain (other than eventual retirement!) nothing seems to excite me anymore. I used to get excited to buy things but now I'm more excited to stack up money...I guess that's a sign of contentment? Lol
Perhaps a sign of a higher maturity? [emoji848] not sure.
Hmm, maybe I really need to get back to work! Lol


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!

 

[AU24K]

I'm awaiting my specialist appointment tomorrow afternoon. Just sitting outside enjoying the rare guest in maine we call the sun; and it occurs to me that there's really nothing I want to buy or attain (other than eventual retirement!) nothing seems to excite me anymore. I used to get excited to buy things but now I'm more excited to stack up money...I guess that's a sign of contentment? Lol
Perhaps a sign of a higher maturity? [emoji848] not sure.
Hmm, maybe I really need to get back to work! Lol


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!

According to research, you should petition strongly to move WAAAYY on down south, like Florida!

Most Orthopedists know of the pain and discomfort associated with Bone and Joint disease, injuries and degeneration and the effects of cold weather and climates.

Be sure that you are getting plenty of calcium!

I usually drink 2-3 gallons of whole milk per week and feel that I don't need supplements....

And DON'T get me started on SAD!

Seasonal Affective Disorder Sufferers Have More Than Just Winter Blues

Come on down South, Brother!

Leave all the snow, ice and cold to them others up yonder!

Shoot! I'm looking to move even farther south!

(Soon, I'll be knockin' on 2GF's door! Sayin', How 'bout we all go fishin'? I'll buy the bait!)

{Or was that Bran who was in Florida?}

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/godisnum1/

WOW! I AM getting old!
Guess that beats the alternative.....

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

As a kid, I used to watch shows about fishing.

(Yeah, wasn't as many choices of channels back then....)

A favorite was Harold Ensley, "The Sportsman's Friend," from the 60's.

Please enjoy this later clip with his original Theme Song!



Now then, y'all wanna talk 'bout midnight catfishin', juglines, trotlines, noodlin' an' such?


(MY! Is that an Ovation? Why, YES! Yes it is! Stop droolin', Scott....)


Best,

Scott

 

[dieselram94]

According to research, you should petition strongly to move WAAAYY on down south, like Florida!

Most Orthopedists know of the pain and discomfort associated with Bone disease, injuries and degeneration and cold weather and climates.

Be sure that you are getting plenty of calcium!

I usually drink 2-3 gallons of whole milk per week and feel that I don't need supplements....

And DON'T get me started on SAD!

Seasonal Affective Disorder Sufferers Have More Than Just Winter Blues

Come on down South, Brother!

Leave all the snow, ice and cold to them others up yonder!

Shoot! I'm looking to move even farther south!

(Soon, I'll be knockin' on 2GF's door! Sayin', How 'bout we all go fishin'? I'll buy the bait!)

Best,

Scott

Scott, I'll meet you down there! Lol
I know...its been a easy but long winter, but I'm ready for the sun! Boating, detecting, hiking, and of course my annual trip to our house in Florida! I can already hear the radio playing as I float in the pool falling asleep! Yeah I'm ready!

 

[AU24K]

I just realized that if I had Kids, and, thus, Grandkids,

And I was in a Nursing Home, They would ALL come to visit me every weekend!

"Why?"

Certainly a fair question to ask, indeed....

The answer is quite simple, my Friends.....

They would come, just to hear about the sh...stuff that I pulled during the past week!

"I see that you're on my lawn....."

Once again, I post how and what I feel, with a relative degree of realizing the core nature of this website and it's appeal towards the enjoyment of Family-Oriented values of "Treasure Hunting."

That being said....

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Oh....

Here we go.

Let's start studying by sitting on my last pair of glasses.....

Now I'm blind....

At least I can see far away and wave to a passenger on the flight overhead....

At night....

On a moonlit night....





Scott

 

[AU24K]

"New co-ords, Alpha Battery, do you copy?"

"Roger that CQ. Ready for transmission."

"43°59′N 103°45′W"

"Roger. Transmission received, over."

A bit of a head start, for those who pay attention....


Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

By now, you've "googled" the coordinates and found errors....

Now,
Here comes the math....

"But I am not good in math, Herr Scott....
Can you pick something else with numbers? Perhaps Bingo? I'll call the numbers...."

"Of course, Commandant!
Just speak into this microphone and read these numbers."

Best,

Scott

It's a bit more compliccated than first suggested.
It appears that Geometry is also involved.
From now on....

Sorry.

But think of the sum of the lowest perfect right triangle's 3 lengths...
Involving the Pythagorean theorem....
Then divide by 2.....

As I study, so must you.

Together, through our hard work,
We will find our Treasure!

Let's get to work, shall we?



Best,

Scott

Disclaimer:

NOT an official clue, merely examples of future clues.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

This gal does a pretty good version of I will always love you.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Here's a raggae version of Hotel California.

 

[AU24K]

But think of the sum of the lowest perfect right triangle's 3 lengths...
Involving the Pythagorean theorem....
Then divide by 2.....

What answer did y'all come up with?

After all, it is just a SAMPLE question.....

And, as long as no one is now having problems with pictures,

I'll continue the clues.

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Answer to Sample Clue:

The sum of the sides of the smallest perfect right triangle is 12.
(Of WHOLE numbers)

Don't forget to divide by 2!

The answer is 6.

With that number derived, the clues would have led to the next step....

Bet y'all got it!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

The Tube is not yet full....



How shall it be filled?

I have ideas for more goodies....

Some additions I'll post of. Some not.

I never realized how hard it is to make clues than to follow them....
(I promise to get better at makin' 'em as we go....)

Get on board while I work on clues to the "Tube's" eventual and final location.



Best,

Scott


AH! Words, Man! Gotta have words!

"Crazy Train"

[Daisley - Osbourne - Rhoads]

All aboard! Hahaha

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe. it's not too late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers,
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war,
that's what we've become
Inheriting troubles,
I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

 

[AU24K]

Folks,

This gal does a pretty good version of I will always love you.

WOW!

That's got to be at least a 3 octave vocal range!

She needs to be on one of them reality shows!

Thanks, Again, Bill!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

I wasn't too far off on the co-ords....
Except for the minus....I think?

OFFICIAL CLUE c1:

DDS Co-ords=

44.15/-103.77

I remember waking up in the mountains one morning because a squirrel was in a tree overhead eating nuts and dropping the shells on my tent.....Back in the 80's?

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

"Why not? It's Saturday Night!"

"Let's get crazy wild!"

"Or else I'll have to study, ya Dig?"

"So I put in a call to my Pal, Billy Gates, 'cause this is a computer course I'm takin'...
I thought he might be able to help me out, here....

And the schmuck never returned my call. So, I bought him out!
Now he cleans my bathroom!
Don't ____ with me!"

"Might I suggest that your mouthwash ain't cuttin' it, Professor?"




(Yeah, I'm studyin' again.....)

Hope all are Well!

Best,

Scott

Here's some words...tardy again, as usual....

"Baker Street"

Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You'll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people, but it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long
To find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything

You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you're trying, you're trying now
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now

Way down the street there's a light in his place
He opens the door, he's got that look on his face
And he asks you where you've been
You tell him who you've seen
And you talk about anything
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything

But you know he'll always keep moving
You know he's never gonna stop moving
'Cause he's rolling, he's the rolling stone
And when you wake up, it's a new morning
The sun is shining, it's a new morning
And you're going, you're going home