CRISPINS CRITTERS

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Hey Critters, just thought I'd check in and say hello. I'm happy that Mike is doing well as he had me worried, very worried. Has anyone heard from Gary at all? Peace to everyone and I hope this message finds you all well, now it's time to rock out?

 

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11,000 "Likes" on this Thread, wow talk about a likeable bunch eh?

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Yeah, you can tell we think pretty highly of ourselves here!
If we could like ourselves....... well, maybe 11 million? Well JG for sure........

Bills page said he was on this morning, go leave him a msg, ain't ya'll friends? (sorry, buddys, It's buddys)
Are we friends? Oh heck, now I gotta go back and look! LOL!
Good to see you BB! (oh, I see you're getting the "double post" feature now, too. )

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

(oh, I see you're getting the "double post" feature now, too. )

Haha, I beat you that time double post feature! mwahahaha

 

[BC1969]

If with the double post thingy, if you go to make a post and it says either you want to leave page things will be lost, just close the window and open it back up and your post will be there.
Or if it tells you to wait 15 seconds to post again, even though you didn't just post, also close the page, your post will be there, same when this happens if it opens the advanced editor..close that page to..voila!! Post is there.
I let a mod know the problem is with the function that auto saves content as you type, if it saved content right before you post, then the double post issue appears..apparently nobody knows how to fix it..I do lol.

Gary is in Florida..not fair either.

Mike

 

[G.I.B.]

Gary... if your by this way, stop in for a boat ride and a little fishing!

 

[G.I.B.]

 

[BC1969]

My wife was shaving a Persian today..made a look just like that lol.

 

[squiggy]

Hi all..Bill asked me to pass on that he will be posting later in the week..New computer now..

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[Togreenfeet]

Good for him thanks for the update Squigster

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[squiggy]

Your so welcome tgf. .

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[Togreenfeet]

Welcome back BC, I am glad to see you have a more favorable day today and brother I'm glad for you!

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[Togreenfeet]

112. When saluting a “leg” officer, an appropriate greeting is not “Airborne leads the way- oh…sorry sir”.
113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from “Full Monty” every time I hear the song “Hot Stuff”.
114. I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.
115. I should not speculate on the p***s size of anyone who outranks me.
116. Crucifying mice – bad idea.
117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires – therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.
119. I cannot arrest children for being rude.
120. An EO briefing is probably not the best place to unveil my newest off color joke.
121. I should not use government resources to “waterproof” dirty magazines.
122. Radioactive material should not be stored in the barracks.
123. I should not teach other soldiers to say offensive and crude things in Albanian,Arabic, Korean, Spanish, Russian, German, Turkish, under the guise of teaching them how to say potentially useful phrases.
124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.
125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.
126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.
127. “No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages” does not imply that a Jack Daniel’s ® IV is acceptable.
128. “Shpadoinkle” is not a real word.
129. The Microsoft ® “Dancing Paperclip” is not authorized to countermand any orders.
130. “I’m drunk” is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.
132. The loudspeaker system is not a forum to voice my ideas.
133. The loudspeaker system is not to be used to replace the radio.
134. The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie.
135. An order to put polish on my boots means the whole boot.
136. Shouting “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole f***ing village!” while out on a mission is bad.
137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
138. Even if my commander did it.
139. Must not teach interpreters how to make “MRE” bombs.
140. I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.
141. Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove “The Pen is Mightier than the sword”.
142. “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.
143. I do not need to keep a “range card” by my window.
144. “K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free” is not an authorized uniform.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.
148. Putting red “Mike and Ike’s” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.
149. Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out.
150. On Sports Day PT, a wedgie is not considered a legal tackle.
151. The proper way to report to my Commander is “Specialist reporting as ordered, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”
152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.
153. I should not assign new privates to “guard the flight line”.
154. Shouldn’t treat “piss-bottles” with extra-strength icy hot.

 

[AU24K]

TGF,
Like your avatar.

Glad you understand my humor about camping and bears.

I'm older but I know that I can still out-run most folks....
'specially if a bear is on our heels.

You keep him/her busy and
I'll try to get a signal on my cell phone to call for help...

Best Wishes,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

My wife was shaving a Persian today..made a look just like that lol.

"Say, Sam,
I'd sure like to have been there. I heard
something at school awhile back that Persians are extinct."



"What did she use, a chisel?"

"I'd like to be invited to dinner at your house sometime;
Bet it would be memorable!"

-------------------------------------

I've decided to forgo a camping and hiking trip during Spring Break.
Many reasons on one side of the scale always provides answers.

I'll be able to help my locksmith friend,
I'll have internet access to work on my Geology Project and,
not REALLY a reason,
(but go ahead and include it anyway)
is that it's cold and rainy.

I DO plan on visiting the gold mines tomorrow, doing interviews,
taking pictures and getting "samples."

Thursday, I plan on disseminating all of the notes, downloading pics,
organizing the project proposal, search for my copy of Hacker's "Rules for Writers"
and try to remember how to work with PowerPoint.

Lovely Spring Break, eh?

Yes.
Yes it will be.
"Cause I'm also going to go see Julie and the "kids" at the
Shelter sometime this week.
---------------------------
Well, I have notes in front of me, the internet is mine (for reference searches),
my pencils are sharpened and the only thing left is for me to "Hit It!"

Hope all have a Fantastic Week!
"It is within your Grasp."

Always,
My Best Wishes,

Scott


PS.
Didn't think I'd not post a song?
Shame. You should know better!



And,
One more comment:

I'll probably post less now due to the mess with editing, et al.
Hopefully, it will clear up.
Or
will cause the loss of "traffic,"
therefore,
Loss of revenue.

If this site was my Baby, or I had any kind of say,

IT WOULD BE "USER FRIENDLY!"

On the "Lemonade" side of the coin,
It HAS forced me to be more precise in all of the reasons that I would edit,
e.g. spelling, punctuation, etc., ad nauseum.

Gotta get it right the first time or.....



So,
If, in my posts, you happen to see something that should have been edited,
Or maybe sounds grammatically incorrect, or perhaps an extra letter (due to on-setting arthritis),
you'll know why I don't.
Won't.
EDIT!

So,
There it is.
Just as quick as my old fingerbones can type my thoughts.
I give you an original....

{This subject will never flow from my fingers again.....}
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[worldtalker]



TGF, Like your avatar. Glad you understand my humor about camping and bears. I'm older but I know that I can still out-run most folks.... 'specially if a bear is on our heels. You keep him/her busy and I'll try to get a signal on my cell phone to call for help... Best Wishes, Scott

Scott, You ever see a bear RUN up a tree? I see some awesome stuff with wildlife living in Cosby Tennessee for 24 seasons,living here isn't the same as there,although there is a LOT of wildlife here which I feed, coyotes,skunks,possums,fox,fisher cats,deer,turkey,the neighbor don't like it,I don't give a crap,I feed And the Wife and I MARVEL at GODS creation!

 

[AU24K]

Here's maybe a better song to exemplify my wish that, "It is Within your Grasp,"



Not quite the song I was thinking of, but it should do for now.

If the song that escapes me comes to mind,
I'll post as "Tonight's Greatest Feat of Memory!"

Dang!

What is that song that I'm tryin' to remember?



Best,

Scott​

 

[AU24K]

 Scott, You ever see a bear RUN up a tree? I see some awesome stuff with wildlife living in Cosby Tennessee for 24 seasons,living here isn't the same as there,although there is a LOT of wildlife here which I feed, coyotes,skunks,possums,fox,fisher cats,deer,turkey,the neighbor don't like it,I don't give a crap,I feed And the Wife and I MARVEL at GODS creation!

Yes,
My Friend,
I'm aware of a bears prowess.


Climbing a tree to escape a bear is a dead end.
Possibly literally.

I heard talk around the campfire that they really don't want to chase in water.

"Let's go in a swimming"!"

Last resort.

I always make sure that I have protection.
No firearms.
That's not "fair."

If Yogi wants a piece of me, he's got to get past my custom made,
knowledge of use machete.



"Don't do it, Yogi, He means business. Something about wanting your coat..."

Best,

Scott

 

[dieselram94]

Hey Critters, just thought I'd check in and say hello. I'm happy that Mike is doing well as he had me worried, very worried. Has anyone heard from Gary at all? Peace to everyone and I hope this message finds you all well, now it's time to rock out?

Good to hear from you! I was wondering where you were hiding.

 

[dieselram94]

Hey everyone, check this video out. Just so everyone knows I am NOT in the video! LOL! Just imagine the cleanup!