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Joke of the day— The Economy is So Bad...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 

Joke of the day— Why does Batman wear Dark clothing?

Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Why does Robin wear bright clothing?

Batman doesn't want to get shot.
 

Porch Pirates is a serious issue where I live. A lot of people are installing Ring doorbells
 



I’m catching me some salmon tonight. I love this movie with the grandkids
 

i wish i had a creative mind like that :laughing9:

Story time!!! When I was stationed far far away...... my team mates and I played a game. We boobytrapped the heck out of each other. Soooooo 2 young men stayed drunk. I decided to hit them. Yeup they left their door open. I worked in the scuba section. I took the pull tab mechanism off a ripped UDT vest..... hehe. I took a magic marker apart, cleaned it, and filled it with flour. I attached a CO2 cartridge, went into their room, opened the door about a foot, attached my tripwire and aimed it up at the door....... late that night I heard a blood curdling scream. Everyone was laughing...... here they both came running down the hall. Swearing they were going to kill me and both faces completely covered in flour. It worked exactly as planned. They opened the door enough to see the Coast was clear..... this the slack in the tripwire......... hehehe. It got worse hahaha
 

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One of the best leaders since Patton. Watch with an open heart. McRaven lead the men when Hussein was captured.

 

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Yeup it’s me........haven’t been asleep yet. They are saying 100% chance of rain with high winds tomorrow........ I call that Ops normal
 

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Is there anybody out there? Pink Floyd haha

 

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Still no sleep designed a log cabin in my head all night. Now I have to build it in my head.......
 

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