Does anyone know any "metal detecting" gossip?

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goldentruth said:
Metal Detecting Gossip: jack & Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
Later after 100 years the pail was found with a metal Detector and the guy said: Dang Iron trash!
Hows that? I,I,I CANDY :o

The way I heard it was Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with $2.50! :o OOH!
 

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ivan salis said:
well tp - tell her if she gives you "free milk and pizza" and gets the postman to mail your packages for free --you will not tell hubby :wink: :thumbsup:

She was being neglected cuz HUBBY was more interested in metal detecting, & never home....so she did some treasure hunting of her own.... :headbang:
 

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savant365 said:
goldentruth said:
Metal Detecting Gossip: jack & Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
Later after 100 years the pail was found with a metal Detector and the guy said: Dang Iron trash!
Hows that? I,I,I CANDY :o

The way I heard it was Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with $2.50! :o OOH!

Yeah.....& a little bit later Jack was found at Jill's moms house
 

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You won't catch me repeatin gossip so you better be sure and listen close the first time!SALUTE? rr7
 

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That sounds like a Russian toast!! Frank
 

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iCandy said:
Don't look now, but there's one coming out of your ear
 

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just a rumor...But I heard this blond chick dances with her detector.....oh yah & shes from Oklahoma!
 

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kayden said:
just a rumor...But I heard this blond chick dances with her detector.....oh yah & shes from Oklahoma!

Oh, that's not all though, we use to kiss, & have candlelight dinners......until I found out shim was a hermy.....can't do that deal. All or nothing..
 

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You bored adrain, Idea :blob7: :blob7: Put your jeans and boots on, Jump in the truck, take the South Eastern for about 8000 miles .Met out the front of the local Pizza shop and you can dig holes for me.P.S your will need a hat about 100 degrees today. :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:

tinpan
 

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tinpan said:
You bored adrain, Idea :blob7: :blob7: Put your jeans and boots on, Jump in the truck, take the South Eastern for about 8000 miles .Met out the front of the local Pizza shop and you can dig holes for me.P.S your will need a hat about 100 degrees today. :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:

tinpan

I don't wear jeans though. I don't drive a truck. Pizza shop? How about a liquor store instead.....I'll prob need to be feeling pretty good when I see you. No hat either, messes up my hair. And if we do meet, I can *promise you right now....youll be ruined for life as far as finding another woman remotely comparable to me....& the only place I'd dig...would be in your pockets...while you watch me!!
 

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iCandy said:
tinpan said:
You bored adrain, Idea :blob7: :blob7: Put your jeans and boots on, Jump in the truck, take the South Eastern for about 8000 miles .Met out the front of the local Pizza shop and you can dig holes for me.P.S your will need a hat about 100 degrees today. :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:

tinpan

I don't wear jeans though. I don't drive a truck. Pizza shop? How about a liquor store instead.....I'll prob need to be feeling pretty good when I see you. No hat either, messes up my hair. And if we do meet, I can *promise you right now....youll be ruined for life as far as finding another woman remotely comparable to me....& the only place I'd dig...would be in your pockets...while you watch me!!

LoL I couldn,t give a brass razoo about your hair. Looking the piece is about as useful as a dunny carter hat. :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:


tinpan
 

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vanity , thy name is woman .
 

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ROFL!!! at least I have hair......!!!! OOOOOHHH!!!

@ivan....vanity? If you've ever read my posts & watched my videos, I'm about the humblest person you'd ever meet!! And I guarantee you if I was fat & ugly it would be funny....huh? Not fair.....& don't use the word vanity with MY NAME IN ITTTT
 

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Stereotypical, judgemental.....makes me madddd. That's it, you just watch, I'm gonna rob the snack bar....rub some crisco on my face, not bathe for months...roll around in some cow manure.......THENNNNN.....im gonna hunt you 2 down!!
 

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iCandy said:
savant365 said:
goldentruth said:
Metal Detecting Gossip: jack & Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
Later after 100 years the pail was found with a metal Detector and the guy said: Dang Iron trash!
Hows that? I,I,I CANDY :o

The way I heard it was Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with $2.50! :o OOH!

Yeah.....& a little bit later Jack was found at Jill's moms house
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Uh oh Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
:laughing7:
 

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There is no such thnig as "metal detecting" gossip. But it makes a hell of a good post.
 

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iCandy said:
Stereotypical, judgemental.....makes me madddd. That's it, you just watch, I'm gonna rob the snack bar....rub some crisco on my face, not bathe for months...roll around in some cow manure.......THENNNNN.....im gonna hunt you 2 down!!

Come hunting for me smelling like that , Lol you would end up in a ancient waterhole feed by natural springs. Being gentleman you have only 2 out-comes Please jump or i will throw you in. :whip2: :laughing9:

Tinpan
 

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down from a bank robber was killed 1859 with $9,545 in gold thinking of looking for it howdy icandy
 

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Murrell gang said:
down from a bank robber was killed 1859 with $9,545 in gold thinking of looking for it howdy icandy

See, that is treasure lore. Treasure gossip is me and iCandy. You see.
 

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