Dream Job Badge!

[Montana Jim]

Okay... I've always wanted to be this guy... I've thought about it, I've dreamed about it... I've wondered about it. I think the only way to earn this job is when someone passes away - it's a lifetime appointment I think.

I spent some time practicing for it... back before I was married.

But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would or could ever be bestowed upon me! I now believe in miracles and I believe that dreams can come true!

While walking my dog last night I stumbled upon this treasure laying in the road that was obviously dropped by someone less deserving than me... I just know it was put there for me to find, and to wear proudly as I start my new job and start my new adventures... I am now official, I have the badge... I can employ my skills with immunity and ferver... I am an "Official Boob Inspector" with the Dept. of Titillations, badge # 2TTIC.

LMAO





What a find!

 

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[SilverFinger]

NICE! I was gonna be an officer of tittalations but job was full of boobs. (not the good kind, mind you)

 

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[RELICDUDE07]

Sweet find ,big jim

 

[Cynangyl]

roflmao You finally got your dream job! Too funny! You cleaned 'em....it is obvious! ROFL

 

[EdleBrock]

I found a site that sells them, in case you fellas need one too. LMAO
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/catalog/Boob-Inspector-Badge-p-16416.html

Weight 0.30 lbs

Must be a counterfit...

 

[jraven]

lol,, Great find.... Got a kick out of this one...........

 

[RELICDUDE07]

Thats a very nice find young man

 

[aa battery]

roflmao You finally got your dream job! Too funny! You cleaned 'em....it is obvious! ROFL

Well Jim i guess i was wrong a lady did respond

 

[Mona Lisa]

My inspections can't be via pics relicdude... LOL

Also, this is a find I found - so I don't wanna get too far off topic and have it deleated.

If the church lady shows up it'll be the kiss-of-death for the post! LOL

(Love ya Mona)

How do I get dragged into these discussions?? ​

 

[Cynangyl]

ROFL and AA thought we would not post!

 

[Mona Lisa]

Uhhh....Jim....or is your real name Michael I see you've already used your badge.

Man charged with impersonating officer

A 32-year-old man was arrested this weekend after trying to coerce a woman into his car near Winter and Barret avenues by pretending he was a police officer.

Michael Myers of Louisville is charged with one count of impersonating a police officer after being arrested Saturday night.

Myers is accused of trying to convince a woman to get in his silver Crown Victoria by allegedly telling her that he would give her a ride home because she had had too much to drink, according to the arrest report.

Two firefighters noticed the woman and Myers and asked Myers if he was an officer, to which Myers allegedly said yes and gave a badge number but not his name.

Eventually, the report said the firefighters called Louisville Metro Police, suspecting that Myers was not an officer.

The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance.

The woman told police that Myers did threaten her with jail if she didn’t go with him.



http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200805191508/ZONE01/80519019

 

[aa battery]

 

[TN-Joe]

Great find Jim,
Too bad you don't need an agent in Tennessee.lol
Joe

OH Mona...
wow

 

[Montana Jim]

Uhhh....Jim....or is your real name Michael

Michael Myers of Louisville is charged with one count of impersonating a police officer after being arrested Saturday night.

Hell no... LOL

If I was gonna be a "Michael Myers" I'd be the one from the Holloween movies!

Er, and um... Mona - I see you've have some recent developements? LMAO

 

[Montana Jim]

Homemade Cookies & the fake boob for the badge Jimmy...

And the Badge goes to my friend who makes his living with BOOBS ... REMEMBER ...

Nicky

No deal Nicky...

I'll send it to you for nothing! It's yours to do with as you please PM me yer addy again... I'll send the badge soonest.

 

[River Rat]

Jim,

You can find the strangest things. What does the Mrs have to say of your "dream job badge"?
How much you want to bet that Nicky sneaked out to Montana flipped it out his rental car window, right outside your house and hauled a$$ back to the airport & home. Another thing I sure you got much pleasure searching the www for information on the booby badge. Well, it will look pretty dang good in your new display case.

RR

 

[Montana Jim]

Jim,

You can find the strangest things. What does the Mrs have to say of your "dream job badge"?
How much you want to bet that Nicky sneaked out to Montana flipped it out his rental car window, right outside your house and hauled a$$ back to the airport & home. Another thing I sure you got much pleasure searching the www for information on the booby badge. Well, it will look pretty dang good in your new display case.

RR

Judie... LOL... I Googled "official boob inspector" and the first one was the badge link... not much to enjoy Oh well...

Ends up they already know about me at the Dept. of Titillations and are requesting I send the badge to Nick who will wield it with responsibility and decorum - not my two strong points. I'm not to be trusted with that kind of responsibility anyway...

 

[Silver_Fox]

I'm in

 

[Nana40]

Too funny! I bet'cha Nick will add that to his collection!

 

[nebstater]

Welcome to the new F.B.I. inspector. (Female Boob Inspector) that is.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Uhhh....Jim....or is your real name Michael I see you've already used your badge.

Man charged with impersonating officer

A 32-year-old man was arrested this weekend after trying to coerce a woman into his car near Winter and Barret avenues by pretending he was a police officer.

Michael Myers of Louisville is charged with one count of impersonating a police officer after being arrested Saturday night.

Myers is accused of trying to convince a woman to get in his silver Crown Victoria by allegedly telling her that he would give her a ride home because she had had too much to drink, according to the arrest report.

Two firefighters noticed the woman and Myers and asked Myers if he was an officer, to which Myers allegedly said yes and gave a badge number but not his name.

Eventually, the report said the firefighters called Louisville Metro Police, suspecting that Myers was not an officer.

The report says that Myers consented to a search of his car, in which police found a silver badge that read “Official Boob Inspector, Department of Titillation.” The arresting officer noted in the report that the badge did look official on first glance.

The woman told police that Myers did threaten her with jail if she didn’t go with him.



http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200805191508/ZONE01/80519019

OMG! Mike is my neighbor!!!