Dream Job Badge!

[Montana Jim]

Okay... I've always wanted to be this guy... I've thought about it, I've dreamed about it... I've wondered about it. I think the only way to earn this job is when someone passes away - it's a lifetime appointment I think.

I spent some time practicing for it... back before I was married.

But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would or could ever be bestowed upon me! I now believe in miracles and I believe that dreams can come true!

While walking my dog last night I stumbled upon this treasure laying in the road that was obviously dropped by someone less deserving than me... I just know it was put there for me to find, and to wear proudly as I start my new job and start my new adventures... I am now official, I have the badge... I can employ my skills with immunity and ferver... I am an "Official Boob Inspector" with the Dept. of Titillations, badge # 2TTIC.

LMAO





What a find!

 

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[ModernMiner]

This find couldn't of happened to a better guy. Congrats Big Jim.
You going to try being the Hooter's interviewer or Victoria's Secret bra sizer? Keep us abreast of the matter.
Funny post,
MM

 

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[TimC (North Alabama)]

Off to the beach!!!

 

[MD Dog]

You can tell Jim is ex military by the spit shine he gives his finds. And could that badge be evidence in a criminal case ? Some other Mike Myers out there in Montana !

 

[Colonial Zoyboy]

Jim Jimmy Jimster, I love you, man. Now, get out in those Mon-tan-ya fields and find us some eagle buttons, buddy! I love you, buddy!

Oh, I love that badge, buddy!

 

[Baldingboy]

Jim,

Will you temporarily deputize me?

Baldingboy

 

[93vector]

I'd turn in my fire dept badge for that position

 

[limitedthoughts]

I almost Spit Mtn Dew all over my screen from the badge and then Mona Lisas comment. I just had to divert my spray to the trash can!

LT

 

[Merf]

You are a lucky man Jim.
Great find

 

[possumheaded]

Keep your hands warm! On second thought, cold hands tend to have a better effect.
Congrats on the new "job".
Ed

 

[CivilWarSaver]

LOL

 

[A2coins]

I was awarded that in high school I want it back.. I can prove it the badge number is 44d

 

[CivilWarSaver]

Lol

 

[Subterranean]

With this (self) appointment comes much responsibility. You must constantly train to stay abreast of the latest trends. If enforcing the codes in the Grand Tetons, you have to constantly be on watch for the infamous Booby Bird, who gets a little irritable when its nippy outside. You may have to brush up on your pop music culture too, I recommend the latest tunes of Areola Grande...

 

[Professor of Engineering]

Interesting find!

 

[Itsmine]

I think this post has been milked for all its worth....