A gunslinger who was looking for addventure, rode into an old west cattle town. After hitching his horse outside, he walked into the saloon. He orderd a drink from the bartender, and turned and looked around. Only a few people were in the saloon at that time and not much was going on. He heard the piano player playing a popular tune and decided to have some fun. He drew his pistol and shot the button off the piano players suspenders. Then he shot off the other button. He thought everyone would be amused. The piano player never missed a note. He then ordered another drink. This time the bartender asked,"would like some mayonnaise with that?" Confused, the gunslinger asked," now why would I want some mayonnaise?" The bartender replied," because when Wyatt Earpp gets through playing that song, he is going to shove that pistol up your butt." rockhound
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