Well I'll probly lose my man card, but I help the missus out round the house, even do the dishes. She is purty agreeable to let me go out and dig holes. Later Clyde
Marriage is a give and take scenario, except both partners must give about 80%!
I am often appalled at the nomenclature some men attach to their wives, and visa versa. Speaking for myself, the only four letter word I attach to my spouse is.... Love!
My Wife has a Awesome sense of Humor , She has taken the Slang talk from the show Digger's to the bedroom, Wanting Me to search the "Nector Sector" Roundness in the Hole Baby !!!
Well fact is they are just spare ribs. And we know that words mean things. Woman is just the shortened version of Woe to Man. And the Help mate isn't in charge of nuttin. As long as they know their place, all is well.
Hey, I got the Oscar Madison's theory of dusting down! "After 3 years, no more dust gathers!"
Coupled with Peggy Bundy's outlook on it all. Al: "Peg! If you keep shopping at that new mall, we'll be broke and living in a cardboard box under the 'L'!"
Peggy: "Not me. I can always divorce you and remarry."
Hey, we got images. too! And ya'll all know,
A woman will multiple whatever you give her...... so be careful!
Thanks NHB, we all know GIB's inhaled too much jet fuel fumes.
Word: Kenoota. Good luck with that.
Reminds me of a joke G.I. Digger.It showed a picture of a guy sitting on the bed with his head bent down looking all depressed.The caption underneath said "All I said when my wife ask me what was on the television,I told her dust"
Red James, how about the joke as why women's feet are smaller than men's feet?
So that they can get closer to the stove!
Just kidding again!
I just retired this year and I am taking my wife to Paris for three weeks so you can see I am just full of hot air ladies!
Rich