strickman
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*When you have an* *'I Hate My Job day'*
>
>
> *[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]*
>
> *Try this out:*
>
> *Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
> purchase A rectal thermometer made by
> Johnson & Johnson.
>
> *Be very sure you get this brand.*
>
> *When you get home, lock your doors, draw
> The curtains and disconnect the phone so
> You will not be disturbed.
>
> *Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> Open the package and remove the thermometer.
>
> *Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
> become chipped or broken.
>
>
>
>
> *Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
> read it carefully.
>
> *You will notice that in small print there is a statement: Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson *is personally
> tested *and then sanitized.
>
> *Now, close your eyes & repeat out loud 5 times, I am so glad I do not
> work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
> Johnson.
>
>
> *HAVE A NICE DAY; & REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!*
>
>
> *[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]*
>
> *Try this out:*
>
> *Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
> purchase A rectal thermometer made by
> Johnson & Johnson.
>
> *Be very sure you get this brand.*
>
> *When you get home, lock your doors, draw
> The curtains and disconnect the phone so
> You will not be disturbed.
>
> *Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> Open the package and remove the thermometer.
>
> *Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
> become chipped or broken.
>
>
>
>
> *Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
> read it carefully.
>
> *You will notice that in small print there is a statement: Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson *is personally
> tested *and then sanitized.
>
> *Now, close your eyes & repeat out loud 5 times, I am so glad I do not
> work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
> Johnson.
>
>
> *HAVE A NICE DAY; & REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!*
