WV Hillbilly
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On one of those unbearably hot , muggy mid summer days two big fat women were sitting on the porch eating watermelon . One lady says , boy it sure is hot today ain't it ? The other lady says , sure is but you know when I sit on the porch and eat melon I don't wear any underware . The first lady says sho nuff , does that keep you cooler ? Naw , but it sure does keep the flies off my melon . 
