Ray S S
Silver Member
Two men at the Pearly Gates struck up a conversation.
"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man, "You get the shakes' and you get pains in all your
fingers and toes. But eventually, it is a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you are sleeping. How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at homeunexpectedly. I ran into the Bedroom, and found her alone, Knitting. I rushed down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but found noone there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and sies."
The second man shakes his head, "that's so ironic," he says.
What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be alive
"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man, "You get the shakes' and you get pains in all your
fingers and toes. But eventually, it is a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you are sleeping. How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at homeunexpectedly. I ran into the Bedroom, and found her alone, Knitting. I rushed down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but found noone there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and sies."
The second man shakes his head, "that's so ironic," he says.
What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be alive
