Impotent

[spartacus53]

My doctor said I'm impotent, so I went out and bought a new suit to celebrate.

 

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[Mighty AP]

No, no, no Spartacus. He said IMPOTENT.............not IMPORTANT. Now, take that suit back where you got it & use the money to buy you some Viagra. Those lil' pills work wonders I'll tell ya! Well, er........so I've heard.

 

[Jeep]

My doctor said I'm impotent, so I went out and bought a new suit to celebrate.

Dang, now your going to put on airs and the neighbor's are going to think your all prideful and stuff.

Can I have that wringer washing machine on your front porch?

 

[Mighty AP]

My doctor said I'm impotent, so I went out and bought a new suit to celebrate.

Dang, now your going to put on airs and the neighbor's are going to think your all prideful and stuff.

Can I have that wringer washing machine on your front porch?

Dibs on the rusted '72 Valliant on blocks in the front yard.........

 

[spartacus53]

My doctor said I'm impotent, so I went out and bought a new suit to celebrate.

Dang, now your going to put on airs and the neighbor's are going to think your all prideful and stuff.

Can I have that wringer washing machine on your front porch?

Dibs on the rusted '72 Valliant on blocks in the front yard.........

very funny Jeep and yes you can have that machine, it turns by hand now..

AP, you have bad sight, that is a "73" slant six still inside along with a new Holly carb.. I couldn't get any of those tires to fit, I think some may be for a truck.

By the way, got a great deal on that suit too, it looks exactly like the suit the kid wore in "Napoleon Dynamite"

 

[Jeep]

 

[lincha]

Hey psst spart, didnt you tell me on another post that your boys could swim. So where you fibbing or didnt you know that the boys had drowned?

 

[Mighty AP]

Hey psst spart, didnt you tell me on another post that your boys could swim. So where you fibbing or didnt you know that the boys had drowned?

<GASP!>

Unfortunately there is no lifeguard in the gene pool.........

 

[spartacus53]

Lifeguard in the gene pool how funny. If there was I couldnt use one of my basher lines. Whenever a hotdoggin man will not leave you alone, this one always works. "Dont you listen, you must be a product of weak sperm."

What Some of the boys still swim, but those are the ones that have water wings

 

[Mighty AP]

Lifeguard in the gene pool how funny. If there was I couldnt use one of my basher lines. Whenever a hotdoggin man will not leave you alone, this one always works. "Dont you listen, you must be a product of weak sperm."

What Some of the boys still swim, but those are the ones that have water wings

LOL!

 

[Mighty AP]

 

[lincha]

Hey mighty, we went off the path here, spart said he impotent, not sterile.

 

[spartacus53]

Hey mighty, we went off the path here, spart said he impotent, not sterile.

Well Dr Spartacus was in surgery today, so he may be sterile

 

[lincha]

Surgery for skirt removal? Hair removal? Foot in the mouth removal? what?

 

[poorhunter78]

No, no, no Spartacus. He said IMPOTENT.............not IMPORTANT. Now, take that suit back where you got it & use the money to buy you some Viagra. Those lil' pills work wonders I'll tell ya! Well, er........so I've heard.

Careful with the lil blue pill...I asked a buddy about that pill,He said take 1 to get er up. So then said never take 2 at one time, Then he had to go to DR. to get it put down...

 

[Jeep]

I don't use those blue pills,

Doc gave me one to try years ago and when I swallowed, it got stuck in my throat.

I walked around all day a hurtin with a godawfull stiff neck.

Never again

 

[poorhunter78]

I dont need no pills either.
I wake in duh mornin, I feel like a submarine got the parascope up lookin around.

 

[spartacus53]

Surgery for skirt removal? Hair removal? Foot in the mouth removal? what?

Actually during the day I am an Orthopedic surgeon to the stars. My talent doesn't come cheap either :P

 

[Mighty AP]

Hey mighty, we went off the path here, spart said he's impotent, not sterile.

Aint that kinda the same thing Lincha? I mean, its hard to deliver the goods if you are shooting pool with a 'limp' noodle.........right?

Hey Hunter. We call that "morning stiffness".

 

[Mighty AP]

Surgery for skirt removal? Hair removal? Foot in the mouth removal? what?