Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't
seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local
lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're
year's outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato
down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya, mate, you'll have all the babes Ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, laughing and looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard,
"Mate. The potato goes in front!"
seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local
lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're
year's outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato
down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya, mate, you'll have all the babes Ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, laughing and looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard,
"Mate. The potato goes in front!"
