Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement
followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of president BO's & Acorn's scheme to employ
uneducated inner-city youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployable
ghetto youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment;
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races
are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels
in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud and a bag of weed.
followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of president BO's & Acorn's scheme to employ
uneducated inner-city youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployable
ghetto youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment;
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races
are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels
in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud and a bag of weed.
