Ray S S
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as
a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door
of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50.00?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint, the brushes, and everything she would need is all right
together in the garage.
Later that day , the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the
startled home owner asked.
"Oh, yes," the blonde replied, "I even had enough paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Splended!" The man replied. Impressed the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way," the blonde added,"It's not a porch , it's a Lexus!"
a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door
of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50.00?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint, the brushes, and everything she would need is all right
together in the garage.
Later that day , the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the
startled home owner asked.
"Oh, yes," the blonde replied, "I even had enough paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Splended!" The man replied. Impressed the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way," the blonde added,"It's not a porch , it's a Lexus!"
