Live forever - This is no joke!!!!

[spartacus53]

OK, you will have to act fast, there are only 10 offers available!

It's amazing what people sell on E-Bay, even more amazing will be the idiots that buy into this. Then again, what's $549.00 to become an immortal I know that I have a somewhat warped mind, and I couldn't even hatch a scheme like this

Also note: This seller has 100% positive feedback, so it has to work

I just wish I had $549 to see if it really worked

http://cgi.ebay.com/VAMPIRE-TRANSFO...L-VAMPIRE-/260666836389?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0

 

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[Smudge]

No one ever went broke underestimating people's intelligence.

 

[spartacus53]

What won't I do is more of the question For starters I'll become a Casanova and have a new soul mate every 25-30 years

 

[Monty]

Well, when I had my annual physical a few years ago I sat across the desk from the doctor to hear the results. He thought he was pretty funny when he told me, "Jim, good news. You'll live forever if you don't die"! Well, la de dah! I told him he wasn't a very good comedian and probably not a very good doctor either. He retired not long after so maybe he is now on stage doing stand up somewhere? I actually thought it was pretty funny after I thought about it for a while. But at the time I had just been recovering from a mild heart attack. His timing was off. Monty

 

[vibes]

One sold...that's you Spart, isn't it?! Say it, say it....

 

[spartacus53]

Yup

P.S. Monty, you may want to think about that investment

 

[vibes]

What won't I do is more of the question For starters I'll become a Casanova and have a new soul mate every 25-30 years

Ok, what IF one of your concubines decides to live forever...and her mother too

 

[spartacus53]

I'll move and leave no forwarding address

 

[cobrasvo90]

if it makes you immortal and it only works for a while then technically ur NOT immortal! I'm no genious but damn! How dumb must someone be to fall for that??

 

[spartacus53]

if it makes you immortal and it only works for a while then technically ur NOT immortal! I'm no genious but damn! How dumb must someone be to fall for that??

You misread... The spell is on sale for only a short time. The part that has me concerned is

"BUT I WILL SAY IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WHO ITS CASTED ON. SOME TAKE LONGER AND SOME ARE VERY VERY QUICK WITH RESULTS. IT WILL MAINLY TAKE LONGER ON A PERSON IF THEY HAVE ALOT OF DARKNESS TO THEM. MEANING BAD/EVIL SPIRITS ATTACHED TO THEM THAT IS HARD TO GO AWAY."

It looks like it'll take a while for my powers to kick in even if I fast for a year... And here I thought being dark was a good thing and would vault me to the top of the class

 

[DigginThePast]

I must look into this. I hope I'm not too evil.

 

[spartacus53]

I see quite a few people read it and no one else purchased it..

I wonder if I'm the only one to have bought into this They couldn't sell it on E-Bay if it didn't perform as promised.... right ??


PS Diggin, that is one suave and cool looking cat

 

[DigginThePast]

I see quite a few people read it and no one else purchased it..

I wonder if I'm the only one to have bought into this

Hey, stop interrupting. I'm counting my corroded zincolns before I hit the buy now button.

 

[vibes]

I'll move and leave no forwarding address

Oh NO, that makes you bad dancing karma boy for eternity!!!!

 

[Saturna]

OK, I'll buy the immortal kit, but only if I get to start out with my body at 25 years old. 8)

 

[spartacus53]

OK, I'll buy the immortal kit, but only if I get to start out with my body at 25 years old. 8)

Wow, you have a great point there, that is one I wasn't thinking about. I wonder if he gives refunds

PS Vibes, running away is the right thing to do. I couldn't spend eternity miserable, unless it was really the love of my life. And that is harder to find than immortality

 

[vibes]

OK, I'll buy the immortal kit, but only if I get to start out with my body at 25 years old. 8)

Wow, you have a great point there, that is one I wasn't thinking about. I wonder if he gives refunds

PS Vibes, running away is the right thing to do. I couldn't spend eternity miserable, unless it was really the love of my life. And that is harder to find than immortality

Ok, ok, ok....I'll give ya *that* one Spart.

~The "impish" one (yet, I do prefer a "sprite" moniker from here on out, 'k?)

 

[spartacus53]

~The "impish" one (yet, I do prefer a "sprite" moniker from here on out, 'k?)

Funny, I was thinking sprite, but I was afraid people would get it mixed up with 7up Impish is still cute very cute

 

[Monty]

It may not be so far fetched. When I was in my early twenties I pretty much felt like I was imortal. Lesson learned. Monty

 

[spartacus53]

It may not be so far fetched. When I was in my early twenties I pretty much felt like I was imortal. Lesson learned. Monty

You best act now Monty, there are only 9 left... I got one of them

Now I am wondering if I made the right choice. If all comes to an end on 12/21/12 I'll have no one to talk to I just hope he sell the other 9 to some cute ladies