MOVIE QUOTES

[The Beep Goes On]

This is one of my favorites...

Planet of the Apes - Charleton Heston

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

HH!
TBGO

 

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[Charlene]

Pearl Harbor- "I'm afraid all we have done is awaken a sleeping lion and fill it will rage and resolve."

Lion King- Mufassa!! OOOOoooo, say it again. Mufassa! OOOooooo

Wizard of Oz- Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

I'm no Angel- When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

 

[kermit]

The Cable Guy Jim Carrey


You better buckle up I've had a few.



You know, I buy this time, you buy the next.



What ever you do never go bungee jumping in Mexico.



Or Play Mortal Combat with a friend in Vietnam.



"I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy..."



There's No Such Thing as Free Cable



Once you're hooked... you're his.



For Steven Kovacs, the price of cable is about to go up.​

 

[N.J.THer]

Better off Dead - Okay these are more scenes then just quotes but it is a funny movie...

Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!


Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.


Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Charles De Mar: [sniff] Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It's everywhere!
[raises right hand]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] Look! I can't move my right arm!
Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.

 

[coolcash2004]

"Rachel, you want to put the marshemallows in concentric circles" - Monica
"No, YOU want to put them in concentric circles..." - Rachel
~ Friends ~

"Can I BE any stupider?" - Joey (quoting Chanler)

~ friends~

-CC

 

[zlathim]

Platoon:

No, no, no. See, I've got him in the O'neill death grip. He doesn't know whether to sh!t or go blind for Christ sakes!

 

[ivan salis]

outlaw josey wales--- I had to come back --I have to make a living---"dying ain't much of a living" BANG!! ( what a idiot says I) if you thought you could take him you should have tried it the first time and not left ---you left knowing you weren't good enough then returned knowing full well you weren't fast or good enough but you had to "try" what a putz. get outside with a rifle out of pistol range and "bushwack" him from a distance--- as a "bounty" man dead is dead it all pays the same so never fight another mans way (pistols close up) when hes better than you are at it.

 

[Heavy Chevy]

"Jaws"
The 2 fisherman on the dock after their encounter with Bruce the shark,
"Can we go home Now !!!"

" The Outlaw Josey Wales"
The old Indian man (played by Chief Dan George)
"I never surrendered, but they took my horse and made him surrender !!"

Mike in SC

 

[gold fish]

The three truest movie quotes ever -

"If you're looking for your hearts desire and have to go further than your own backyard, odds are you haven't really lost it at all." - Dorothy, Wizard of Oz

"You'll find that many of the truths we cling to are dependent on our own point of view" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back

"What's the good of bein' able to talk if you gotta keep secrets ??" - Donkey, Shrek

And the bonus quote - "HEY,....uh....ah, my blindfold fell off !!! WHOA, AND MY SHIRT GLOWS IN THE DARK !!!!!!!!" - Stanley Spudowski, UHF

 

[TreasureTales]

From Dolores Claiborne: "Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."

"Ain't that the truth!!" - TreasureTales

 

[Nick in NEPA]

Jurassic Park
"Must go faster"

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"He chose...poorly

Eat and Run
"Oh $hit...I fried my f**king wristwatch (alternately: ID bracelet, ring) again! (By a kid making zeppole)

The Outlaw Josey Wales
Josey:"Whenever I get to likin' someone they aren't around long"
Indian:"I noticed that whenever you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around long neither"

 

[MEinWV]

Richard Crenna...If you go after John Rambo, you'd better remember one thing!

Sherrif...............Yeh! Whats that?

Crenna..............A good supply of body bags!

 

[oldplacesnofinds]

Unforgiven

(Gene Hackman)Well sir you are a cowardly soul. You just shot an unarmed man.

(Clint Eastwood) Well he should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

 

[ivan salis]

dying ain't much of a livin---BANG---clint eastwood---in outlaw jose wales to the bounty hunter that clint ask why did you come back? ---he says a mans got to make a living---iVAN

 

[oldplacesnofinds]

dying ain't much of a livin---BANG---clint eastwood---in outlaw jose wales to the bounty hunter that clint ask why did you come back? ---he says a mans got to make a living---iVAN

Yes, another great Clint scene.

 

[jeff of pa]

Ms. Ginny Stroud: at the beginning of Dazed & Confused.
As Summer Vacation Begins.

"Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes".

 

[stevesno]

I was watching a movie last night on cable. It was on the independent film channel. Don't know the name of it but "You are willing to give up all of this for a woman? A woman is 76% water, and you could have been president."

 

[gmstreet]

Heres!! Johnny!! "The Shining"

We're gonna need a bigger boat!! "Jaws"

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!! "A Few Good Men"

Cinderella boy from nowhere... It's in the hole!! It's in the hole!! "Caddy Shack"

I'll be back!! "Terminator"

Yippee kye yie aye motherfu**er!!! "Die Hard"

Adrianne, Adrianne, I love you!! "Rocky"

Nice beaver.
Thank you. I had it stuffed myself "Naked Gun"

Greg

 

[Montana Jim]

Anyone remember that movie Billy Jack (1971)?

My favorite quote from that movie...

[the deputy is holding one of the school's girls at gunpoint as Billy Jack approaches]

Deputy: Now you drop that gun or I'll shoot her!
Deputy: [long pause] I'm not gonna ask you again.
Billy Jack: You won't have to.
Deputy: What?
Billy Jack: I said shoot her.
Deputy: [cocks revolver] You'd kill her? just like that?
Billy Jack: [shakes his head] You'll kill her.
[points his rifle]
Billy Jack: And then I'll kill you. Just - like - that.

 

[nascarfan]

1. Stop calling me Shirley-- Airplane

2. Yeah Uh Huh, -- Slingblade

3. Attitude reflects Leadership, Captain!-- Remember the Titans

4. Left Side, Strong side, Left side, Strong Side, etc... -- Remember the Titans