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[fish1on]

Broke 70 today and I got a sunburn on my neck

 

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[13dolphins1]

Yep....grass is growing and crazy rain is feeding it...will be mowing in the snow if need be.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Massive wave of alien ships on radar. Retreating to underground tunnels.

 

[13dolphins1]

Massive wave of alien ships on radar. Retreating to underground tunnels.

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WTH....
My radar is clear....they must be coming in low and heavy....bunker time....good luck all! Battle to the end!!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Stuck underground with whining fairies, mail order brides, Princess, and two catgirls. Definitely saving a bullet for me.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

It’s been two weeks since I got my concrete poured and I want to put up my shed. I told myself that I’d wait the 28 day curing process, but I’m getting antsy to get the thing put together. On a side note, I picked up a free lawn mower that my neighbor was giving away. He said that it’s broken and won’t start, but after looking at it the compression is good and it has all of its parts. I’m betting that the carburetor just needs a good cleaning and it should fire up like new. That’s my project for tomorrow. My project for tonight is to be

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[13dolphins1]

It’s been two weeks since I got my concrete poured and I want to put up my shed. I told myself that I’d wait the 28 day curing process, but I’m getting antsy to get the thing put together. On a side note, I picked up a free lawn mower that my neighbor was giving away. He said that it’s broken and won’t start, but after looking at it the compression is good and it has all of its parts. I’m betting that the carburetor just needs a good cleaning and it should fire up like new. That’s my project for tomorrow. My project for tonight is to be

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Came out this morning (after what can only be described as sounding like a huge thunderstorm) last night. Those aliens must have put up a good fight as there are some branches down and some small trees but they sure didnt last long.
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[fish1on]

off to get my hair cut

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

It’s been two weeks since I got my concrete poured and I want to put up my shed. I told myself that I’d wait the 28 day curing process, but I’m getting antsy to get the thing put together. On a side note, I picked up a free lawn mower that my neighbor was giving away. He said that it’s broken and won’t start, but after looking at it the compression is good and it has all of its parts. I’m betting that the carburetor just needs a good cleaning and it should fire up like new. That’s my project for tomorrow. My project for tonight is to be

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Wait...are you building a she shed?
Your mower sounds like it caln be easily fixed. Maybe needs new points.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

off to get my hair cut

Do you go to a salon or barber shop?

 

[13dolphins1]

Do you go to a salon or barber shop?

In Cali I dont believe they are allowed to have Barber shops....they are now called Bi-hair quarters or something....lol
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[Hillbilly Prince]

In Cali I dont believe they are allowed to have Barber shops....they are now called Bi-hair quarters or something....lol
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Where is Fish located?
If I went to Cali I would probably punch somebody in the head within 24 hours. Actually I expect that would happen in Colorado.
Although...it might be a lot of fun playing into their sjw\72 genders bs.
We have had a lot of trees downed by aliens. They are scared of them, it seems.

 

[13dolphins1]

Where is Fish located?
If I went to Cali I would probably punch somebody in the head within 24 hours. Actually I expect that would happen in Colorado.
Although...it might be a lot of fun playing into their sjw\72 genders bs.
We have had a lot of trees downed by aliens. They are scared of them, it seems.

I think Fish is in Utah or something? I believe aliens like real paper....so trees are expendable so long as the wood goes to good use. If they can learn how make paper they will probably start to harvest trees!
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[sjvalleyhunter]

If I went to Cali I would probably punch somebody in the head within 24 hours.

Well there is only one way to find out. Come on over to the Great Country of California! Let me know when you get here and we will meet up for a hunt.

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[Hillbilly Prince]

That's right. It is Utah. They have barber shops where guys can get away from the womenfolk and talk men stuff.
Kansas doesn't have trees. Possibly an alien stronghold?
Welp, can't worry about that now. Watching slien soldiers step on cow pies is hilarious. Apparently it burns their alien flesh.

 

[13dolphins1]

Any alien weapon....is a good weapon. If its cow poop....time to load up and fill the garage with cow poop...I have some converted Nerf guns that would fill an alien full of manure if needed. Use to use them with holy water for vampires but it's an easy conversion.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Valley, I been to Cali when I was a kid. My old man and his brother hitchhiked out there when they were young.
My uncle stayed.
Anyway I am sure it is a wonderful country in the conservative areas and even in the liberal strongholds.
Actually I would love to live where it never snows.
Already 70° here. Spring is past already.
I would have a lot of fun making up new genders to spring on people.

 

[against the wind]

Paneling over ceiling insulation in the shed today.
Pennsylvania is a buyer beware state. Some people have no shame.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Any alien weapon....is a good weapon. If its cow poop....time to load up and fill the garage with cow poop...I have some converted Nerf guns that would fill an alien full of manure if needed. Use to use them with holy water for vampires but it's an easy conversion.
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Just make sure you make a cow-mounted version.
There are tons of ammo around here but I need a couple of my own.
Aliens are not real bright. Csught another one trying to sneak around.