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[sjvalleyhunter]

I’m diggin’ number one. Hubba hubba.

 

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[against the wind]

Starting to smell like cat piss,
We me have been infiltrated.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Let’s see a pic of her.

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Here is the only pic I can post of her cause she only turned 18 on the first of September. I don't want to get banned like Sam even if he is an alien now. She was kind of upset cause she got jacked up on 'shine and woke up married to the wrong brother.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

You may want to stop by any Indian doctors on your way....you might be compromised yourself! That cousin comment has some....'time to worry" to it.
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I got to go along with the cousin thing. I don't want to stick out here.

 

[13dolphins1]

Here is the only pic I can post of her cause she only turned 18 on the first of September. I don't want to get banned like Sam even if he is an alien now. She was kind of upset cause she got jacked up on 'shine and woke up married to the wrong brother.
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I feel you are safe....if you throw your cousin in the air and she always lands on her feet....you may want to run!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Due to the severity of the Missing Sam and possible Alien involvement this time....I had my computer run a advanced test based on the Shape Shifting Tippy's last photos. This is what Tippy looks like today...it is either photo 1 or 2. If either looks like his cousin....our problem is worse than I believed!
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Meow! But my cuz don't have a tail. How do we know who to trust now?! We need a test!
Check all your cousins for tails. The hot ones-not the ones you din't claim.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I feel you are safe....if you throw your cousin in the air and she always lands on her feet....you may want to run!
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She is awful clumsy...but she definitelysmells like cat pee!

 

[Nitric]

This thread is awesome! I've been watching it off and on from the start, wondering....How long will this last before people get bored? Almost 18,000 posts!!

And none of us have!!

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[13dolphins1]

This thread is awesome! I've been watching it off and on from the start, wondering....How long will this last before people get bored? Almost 18,000 posts!!

And none of us have!!

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You say us I say me
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[13dolphins1]

These newbies or weekend warriors have no clue the seriousness of this invasion....cats are everywhere!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I think I heard from Alien Sam! I received a cryptic message with a pic of his possible alien handler.
As we know Sam mixes his own cologne from cat urine and used aquarium water. His handler is not used to it.
The aliens are here and the cats were the first wave!
Poor Sam is still human enough to reach out in spite of extensive probes. Grab your dogs and be alert!
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[sjvalleyhunter]

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[13dolphins1]

My coastal connections have confirmed a alien invasion! They have adapted to look and blend in to their surrounding areas.
You East coasters need to be on the lookout for photo 1.
Middle America all the way out to California see photo 2.
California and only California....photo 3. Apparently Californians are going at an alarming rate as they find their alien extremely alluring!

 

[against the wind]

Well I cut about 20 feet of trough. Should be able to finish it tomorrow.
You guys know that California is a Sanctuary State. They have been dealing with Aliens longer than Roswell.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

My coastal connections have confirmed a alien invasion! They have adapted to look and blend in to their surrounding areas.
You East coasters need to be on the lookout for photo 1.
Middle America all the way out to California see photo 2.
California and only California....photo 3. Apparently Californians are going at an alarming rate as they find their alien extremely alluring!
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I almost reached dangerous state of sobriety but foubd a bottle of rum. Been on those first two. Done took a shot at something like no. 3.
Okay... been on patrol so have news. Right in my backyard saw some stranger and kilt it. May be Samuel?-hope not.



Then two I knew was aliens! I ate the first one as I was out of bacon. And it attacked me on sight!





Then I saw this one in the nrighbor's back yard. I left a trail of dollar bills. You can see her sniffing them out right into my cellar.



I think I will interrogate this one. Maybe she will lead me to the alien mother ship.
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[13dolphins1]

I almost reached dangerous state of sobriety but foubd a bottle of rum. Been on those first two. Done took a shot at something like no. 3.
Okay... been on patrol so have news. Right in my backyard saw some stranger and kilt it. May be Samuel?-hope not.

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Then two I knew was aliens! I ate the first one as I was out of bacon. And it attacked me on sight!

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Then I saw this one in the nrighbor's back yard. I left a trail of dollar bills. You can see her sniffing them out right into my cellar.

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I think I will interrogate this one. Maybe she will lead me to the alien mother ship.
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All good plans. Hopefully it doesn't shift change into the California alien! Unless you are a Californian, then I guess that would be your hope?
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[A2coins]

The last comment boyeeee

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

All good plans. Hopefully it doesn't shift change into the California alien! Unless you are a Californian, then I guess that would be your hope?
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I am suspicious because she has no I.D.
But that is exactly what a space alien would not have.
No, I am not a Californian I am from planet earth.
I been keeping her quiet with alcohol and a scratching post. Afraid the rest might come looking for her.
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[13dolphins1]

Lol....glad your not a Californian
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[Nitric]

You say us I say me
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We all comment in this thread. I try to comment alone . But the rest of us won't let me!

I just wanted to be post #18,000