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Sorry to hear, couple shots of whisky, lots of water and rest
I've been sick so I took your advice and had a couple of bottles of whiskey....after the first bottle I forgot I was sick with a cold.
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I hope I don't get sick. One thing to be mental but physical sucks. Wait...is there an app to cure flu?
 

Well one good thing about our little colds and germs is that it keeps those pesky shape shifting aliens from taking our little planet. Right now, I am taking over
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But if they shape shift into cats then they are carrying about 400 types of bacteria.
But I'm last.
 

What kind of new year resolutions do you guys have planned? I'm thinking of starting a work out program at my local gym!!
 

Ok, my turn at last for a bit
 

The threat of shape shifting alien cat thingies is real. We kind of had a handle on it but then someone unwittingly let pidgeons in through a wormhole. If it isn't too cold I go on patrol at midnight with my shotgun. Ask my dog who is president to make sure he is still safe.
 

Tnet prison is a rough place. I baked Sam a cake with a file in it but he traded it for moonshine. At least he and his cellmate get along great. Really really great. I guess we shouldn't judge.
 

Tnet prison is a rough place. I baked Sam a cake with a file in it but he traded it for moonshine. At least he and his cellmate get along great. Really really great. I guess we shouldn't judge.
Lmao....what kind of file was it?
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Lmao....what kind of file was it?
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Actually it was a Bona Fide Beauty Double Sided Bohemian Crystal Czech Glass Nail File. Probably not great for filing steel bars. But I didn't want to send one of my good files.
I just had a horrible thought. Who is feeding Tippy? And his fish. Sam gonna come home to a stinking tank full of dark green water and a mummified cat carcass under the couch.
 

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