JunkShopFiddler
Bronze Member
- Feb 15, 2013
- 1,053
- 1,059
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett GTP 1350
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table but the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and
out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by
saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table.
""No, he didn't," she said nervously. "He just walked in the door".
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table but the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and
out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by
saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table.
""No, he didn't," she said nervously. "He just walked in the door".
