Profound Statements

[GunFarce]

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous, left wing mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.


Light travels faster than sound! Thats why some people look smart until you hear them speak !

 

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[stefen]

Be thankful that you are on the green side of the grass

 

[stefen]

Close cover before striking.

And remember... flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing!

Being a little bit pregnant and oops means exactly the same thing too!

 

[ClonedSIM]

Re: Profound Statements/Questions

2. Why is there braille writing on drive-through ATM machines?

(Which stands for Automatic Teller Machine Machines.)

Heeheehee....

The same with PIN numbers......personal identification number number.

 

[G.I.B.]

There is no right way to do something wrong.

 

[jimb]

You are right! That is why I check the bottom of the pile first!

 

[RevJoel]

Calling an illegal alien an "Undocumented Worker" is like calling a drug dealer an "Unlicensed Pharmacist".

 

[stefen]

Life is like a rose garden, just look out for the pri cks

 

[greydigger]

I'm afraid to ask why police cars are black and white

Because law used to be black and white. Yes or No. Like computers.

(sorry was not a profound statement)


OK here is one...

I wonder, in this other dimention that socks go when they dissapear, do they reproduce?

Are they happy there?

I miss some of them....

 

[Ray S S]

You have to take a Dutchman as he means, not what he says.

 

[Mental Granny]

You must know some Dutchman!

 

[mastereagle22]

Never touch a hot stove, it hurts...

 

[stefen]

A Plumber's Mantra:

1. Pay day is always on Friday.

2. $hit always flows downhill, and

3. Never bite your fingernails.

 

[Old Dog]

A Plumber's Mantra:

1. Pay day is always on Friday.

2. $hit always flows downhill, and

3. Never bite your fingernails.

I was always told that anybody who wanted to be a plumber could do it
all they had to remember was

Hot is always on the left
cold is always on the right
And your #2

LOL
Thomm

 

[truckinbutch]

You have to take a Dutchman as he means, not what he says.

Yaaaasss!Dat horse don't look so good,once.(The horse is blind)

 

[truckinbutch]

Ladies and gentleman ,I came before you to stand behind you and tell you everything about which I know nothing about....
Synopsis of the format of a political speech from any political party given the right to bore the American public via the American news media.

 

[rmptr]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Old Dog]

No good deed goes unpunished.

after today .... I agree!
LOL
Thom

 

[G.I.B.]

From my Grandfather,

"Don't stick that fork in the toaster boy, you'll 'lectorcute yourself!"

 

[Old Dog]

My Pop (Grandpa),
was fond of several sayings.
One that I remember was

"D tail is D last part of D horse over D fence."

In other words....
Boy, worry about the details when they really matter.
Don't sweat them till they are worth worrying about.

Thom