Profound Statements

[greydigger]

I am so old I remember when gay meant happy.

 

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[rmptr]

Obviously NOT a California resident!

 

[Pepper2004]

Parent to a naughty child......"DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU??"

 

[stefen]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

[packerbacker]

I've seen white midgets, I've seen black midgets and I've seen oriental midgets. My question is, do Pygmy tribes have midgets

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

Beam me up.

 

[G.I.B.]

Pull my finger

 

[stefen]

You can pick your friends

And you can pick your nose

But you can't wipe your friends on your clothes

 

[BuckleBoy]

They should make a metal detector Detector for when I leave my machine laying in the woods and forget where it is.

 

[stefen]

They should make a metal detector Detector for when I leave my machine laying in the woods and forget where it is.

Car keys? No. 2 on memory list of stupid things we do

 

[rmptr]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I would poison your tea."

Winston to Lady Astor: "If I were your husband, I would drink it."

 

[vibes]

If a bear chits in the woods....should I have a cocktail?

 

[GunFarce]

Hmmm ?

If a donkey's an Ass, and a Sheep is a Ram,
How come a Ram in the Ass is a Goose?

 

[stefen]

Is a cocktail a drink or a story?

 

[sniffer]

if beef what's for dinner, then what are we having for lunch?

 

[Mental Granny]

Leftovers from last night !

 

[mastereagle22]

When driving a nail, striking your thumb hurts worse than striking your finger. (unless the finger is up your nose)

 

[truckinbutch]

A principal problem of bigamy is that you now have two mothers in law.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

I had never hoped so much that there was a God, and never so certain that there wasn't. - On the beach, D-Day

 

[Old Dog]

These people who protest our war in Iraq have no idea when they quote our DEVASTATING losses since the beginning of the war.
D-Day losses alone over a 16 hour period cost us over 5,000 men ! That is less than a day.

Where is the American mentality?
Do people think for one minute we can stay a free country if we don't fight for it?

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