pull up your pants

[aa battery]

bending over today to dig a coin and i heard CRACK KILLS . darn young people. just a clad quarter

 

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[BuckleBoy]

crack is not where it's ack

 

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[stefen]

aa battery,

Even the Crack of Dawn is nervious....

 

[Higgy]

I wear Carharrt overalls. Very comfortable. No crack-attack. If you try them, you will love them. Don't keep the shoulder straps too tight though, because you'll get male camel-toe, which in my sincere opinion is a much worse affliction than crack-attack.

 

[whammy]

It's very hard to run fast when your pants are around your ankles. Also if your up to no good at night, don't wear the sneakers that light up when you walk. Makes it easier for us who have to chase you.

 

[G.I.B.]

Duct Tape



Problem solved...

 

[aa battery]

crack is not where it's ack

umm i aint got no rear end

 

[aa battery]

aa battery,

Even the Crack of Dawn is nervious....

your old and should understand

 

[aa battery]

I wear Carharrt overalls. Very comfortable. No crack-attack. If you try them, you will love them. Don't keep the shoulder straps too tight though, because you'll get male camel-toe, which in my sincere opinion is a much worse affliction than crack-attack.

ouch!!!

 

[aa battery]

It's very hard to run fast when your pants are around your ankles. Also if your up to no good at night, don't wear the sneakers that light up when you walk. Makes it easier for us who have to chase you.

to old to run i am

 

[aa battery]

Duct Tape

View attachment 1150577

Problem solved...

solved

 

[G.I.B.]

solved

...and as an added bonus, the Duct Tape acts as a very effective F.P.S.

When full, just toss it in the trash and slap on a new one.

 

[aa battery]

yea but im hairy