Lol, RC! You'll get him to Don Juan level yet!
Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife…
A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
Have you ever had one of those "fog" days? You know, the days when you feel tired, or "off" and when someone talks to you, you just say, "huh?" I am having one of those days now. I haven't had a good nights sleep in three days, plus all the traveling I did yesterday.
My mom and I went to town today to pick up some things. She dropped me off at the grocery store to pick up food, while she drove across town to pick up some paperwork. I meandered to the Vegetable section, and proceeded to pick out cucumbers. Out of nowhere, this blonde girl, comes up to me, and says, "do you go to ------- school?" I stood there for about five seconds, probably looking like a total idiot, and said, "Do I know you?" (that's face-palm worthy)
She smiled, and said "Well I don't know you, I just wanted to know if you go to my school". "What school?" I said. I sound like a big idiot now.
"You know, the one down the road!" she said. I summed the conversation up by saying, "Oh. I don't go to school" and with that, I went to grab some tomatoes, lol!
I am home schooled.
All I can say about the above conversation is, wow, what an idiot I must have appeared, lol!
I thought you said a couple of jokes?
Bill, good luck at your stamp collectors club. Don't "stick" it to them too bad.