Yep.. just hold it up to the light and state 1963, type D and then carefully place in baggie. Tell the people you sell them on eBay! Just kidding of course but I love the Detectorist show.
As an add on to #8, make sure you drop everything just BEFORE they get there, and preferably wet yourself. It will make other people look superior, and therefore not threatened.
Where did my old country go, anyway? I would never posted anything like this a few years ago.
# 14, if you get bothered to much by people, put the detector between your legs, slap your butt and hollar " giddyup " and gallop somewhere else. PS, if you see people in white coats, HIDE !!